Janus the Marked's Journal

Deathrace 3000

Remote Control Carnage

Janus found himself in a comparative paradise - the radiation was only a tickle, and there was a SKY!

Bound to win a race, and frustrated at having to learn how to drive a car, he soon realized that this was just like telling the cleaning bots how to be more efficient in their routine - the key was to go AROUND the bodies.

Between stealing a car, accidentally exploding someone's head (so THAT's what shotguns do), abducting someone into a loving relationship, and learning way too much about the psychic horrors of the wasteland, he managed to get away with his head (and most of his mind) intact.

Sulla was difficulty to work with, if only because he was just so damn pretty!

Alexandra felt like who Janus aspired to be in the future, and he was happy to learn some tricks from her.

Connor sadly fell comatose shortly after their arrival, but Janus liked their pretty skin.

What does the future hold now for Janus?  He thinks that he'd like to keep working for this mad scientist, and the thrills and rewards definitely outweight the risks - he didn't get a scratch on himself!  He definitely needs to learn how to drive without just telling the car what to do, and to have ANY weapon other than one he takes from the people trying to kill him.  Still, he wonders if there won't be more repercussions in the future to his leaving all the nice murderbots.  Now to find a nice bot to convince that murdering is in fact not so helpful to their prime directives...

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