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An extraordinary spectral RV.
Used by BETH☠️METAL, Created by lesbianspacepirate.
On Legendary Artifact Beth's Tour Bus.

Charred and triumphant, BETH☠️METAL's exploded tour bus returns to the land of the living once more. Still, neither of them seem to have returned unaltered.

Noli respicere post tergum in infernum.


This Artifact can be used as a spectral RV. It is roughly the same size as a spectral RV and just as difficult to conceal.

This spectral RV has soundproofing. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
  • Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.


Community Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts

Body 7, mind 2, 10 armour Armoured Vehicle

7 replaceable breathing apparatuses,
Air-tight window view,
Modular armpieces to attach weapons and extra artillery,
armoured plates around its surface,
Ballistic Polycarbonate glass,
7 jet-propelled turbines,
CO2 to O2 conversion bay,
Augmented Gyroscopic Stabilisers,
Tank treads,
Foglights,
Blacklight, Infrared and Ultraviolet vision seeking modules,
Cockpit Module – Located in chest or head, includes HUD, pilot seat, and manual/AI-assisted controls.
Mobile Suit Frame – Reinforced skeletal frame allowing humanoid movement and flexibility.
Armour Plating – Durable outer shell; Gold Titanium Alloy
Power Source-
Bipedal Legs with Actuators – For running, jumping, kneeling.
Vernier Thrusters – For manoeuvring in space or atmospheric flight.
Jump Jets / Boosters – Short bursts of flight or elevation.
Weapon Hardpoints – Modular mountings for various equipment.
Multi-Spectrum Sensors – Infrared, radar, night vision, etc.
Head Cameras / Optical Units – For vision, zoom, and targeting.
AI Targeting Assistance – Enhances pilot accuracy and reaction time.
Radar & ECM – For detection and jamming enemy signals.
Life Support – Oxygen supply, pressure regulation, and cooling.
Escape Pod / Core Block System – Emergency ejection of the pilot.
Combat AI / Co-Pilot AI – Assists or can take partial control.
Maintenance Ports & Data Interfaces – For repairs and diagnostics.

This Artifact can be used as a A small scale mech. It is roughly the same size as a A small scale mech but can be collapsed into Mobile Armour and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.

This A small scale mech has see extended system. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Amphibious: Your vehicle may move on land as well as under water at its normal speed. If your vehicle includes an enclosed space, it will function as an airtight, pressurized cockpit.
  • Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
  • Drive-By: You may drive or pilot your vehicle as a Free Action, without taking any penalty on other Actions.
  • Jump: If going off a ramp, your jumps bring you twice as far and twice as high. If not, you may Exert your Mind to jump a minimum of 5 feet vertical and 15 feet horizontal.
  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
  • No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.

This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.

Experience the sound of sanctuary. The Lincoln Aviator features available Active Noise Control that captures, analyzes and cancels sound within the cabin. An acoustic laminated windshield and front door glass as well as expandable baffles further enhance interior quietness. To reduce sound from the powertrain, the engine compartment is sealed with a dual wall and the exhaust system is dual-valved. These attributes and more were all artfully crafted for your peace of mind.

Every surface, space and accessory inside the Lincoln Navigator has been optimized to deliver an immense level of comfort, not to mention best-in-class* second-row leg room when the second row is in its full rearward position. One-touch tilt-and-slide PowerFold® second-row seats and a power-reclining PowerFold third row offer an enjoyable level of comfort and space for all. Additionally, you can customize your second row experience by selecting between a center console, passthrough or bench seat design on Reserve models.

This Artifact can be used as a Blackthorn Security Vehicle. It is roughly the same size as a Blackthorn Security Vehicle but can be collapsed into Engagement Ring and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.

This Blackthorn Security Vehicle has 6 Armor plating with bulletproof glass, AM Radio and storage compartments with a small fridge.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Afterburner: Your vehicle has a 25% faster top speed and you may Exert your Mind to accelerate to its top speed in a single Round.
  • Amphibious: Your vehicle may move on land as well as under water at its normal speed. If your vehicle includes an enclosed space, it will function as an airtight, pressurized cockpit.
  • Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.

This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.

Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Meek: Should anyone raise their voice at you, roll a Self-control roll in order to engage in further conversation, and not immediately excuse yourself from conversing with them for an hour.. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.

This Artifact can be used as a Car. It is roughly the same size as a Car but can be collapsed into Key! and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.

This Car has 4.5 seats 2 front 2 back, 1 middle. 9.6 cubic feet trunk space. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.

This Artifact can be used as a planet bound alien frigate spaceship in rv form largest size category. It is roughly the same size as a planet bound alien frigate spaceship in rv form largest size category but can be collapsed into Humanoid kitsune female and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.

This planet bound alien frigate spaceship in rv form largest size category has attachment slots for rifles and cameras, airtight life support, master quarters, guest quarters, full stocked galley with all required appliances, large storage, hovers, medical supplies. rear ramp to garage, external to internal airlock stairs, external PA system, expands sideways when in stationary mode, shower, toilets, radio, satelite internet, 5g mobile internet, lounge,garage.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Amphibious: Your vehicle may move on land as well as under water at its normal speed. If your vehicle includes an enclosed space, it will function as an airtight, pressurized cockpit.
  • Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
  • Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
  • No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.

Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their body and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Battle Scar: gem on forehead. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Battle Scar heals over the course of the next day.

This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.

Evelyn Weapon Stats:
Harpoon: 300 ft range, +3 damage. Can impale and attach to targets which can then be reeled in with the winch.
Flame Lance: 40 ft range, +3 damage. Sets targets on fire.

This Artifact can be used as a Subaru Forester Battle Wagon. It is roughly the same size as a Subaru Forester Battle Wagon but can be collapsed into a leather bound poetry journal with the name "Evelyn" on the cover and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.Unless Modifications were made by Moxie's Technicians, this Artifact behaves as its mundane counterpart.

This Subaru Forester Battle Wagon has a front and rear collision cage, satellite GPS and communications connection, an outlet connection to the car battery, and expanded cargo space. Under the hood is a concealed harpoon crossbow with attached winch and a flame lance. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Amphibious: Your vehicle may move on land as well as under water at its normal speed. If your vehicle includes an enclosed space, it will function as an airtight, pressurized cockpit.
  • Daredevil: Damage you and your passengers take from vehicle collisions is reduced by 2, and any Injuries suffered are limited to a maximum of Severity 4.
  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
  • Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.

Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their mind and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Trauma: Phobia of Fireworks: When you encounter the subject of your phobia, you must roll Self-Control to avoid entering a fight-or-flight response. If you fail, you may Exert your Mind to face your fear.. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Trauma heals over the course of the next day.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.

Stock Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts

This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.

This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.

You also gain the following effects:

  • Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
  • Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
  • No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.

  • If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.