Lucious Jabroni's Journal

Bobasaurus
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Downtime

Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife, Knife.

I was given the option to wish for any item I wanted, and the company would try their best to produce a unique item for the occasion. My trusty knife is great and all, but it's a bit of a problem when I'm up against people with guns... So I wanted a knife that could extend. Also People can be really problematic cause they can just grab their gun again later so I wanted it to be able to stick into people and attach them to whatever surface they're near. A week later, It got shipped in the mail and the driver was really confused when his package was going to Wendy's... And I've never loved a gift any more in my life. It was so freaking cool playing with my new toy. I think I stayed up for a good three days straight messing with the thing. One time, I got my knife stuck in the wall of the Wendy's. No matter what I did, I couldn't manage to pull the damn thing out. I turned around, incredibly frustrated at the situation, and swung my arm around in a single whirl... Then the knife flew to my hand... I'm not sure how or why, but it happened. I practiced around with that a bit more and I can apparently recall the blade to my hands.... Best. Gift. Ever.

 

Overall, great day and greater time after.

Golden Opportunity
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Beware the Assassin!
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The gang escapes captivity
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