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Mr. Tummy's Journal
Hat Trick
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Good news !
I have 3 friends now. Here are their names.
Levi. He has an airplane. He is a bit of a dick about not letting me climb in his backpack. Didn't buy me wet food.
John Smith. Bought me wet food. Bit of a nerd. Bought me wet food. Solid, stand - up guy.
Insane murderer. I don't know his name it kept switching up. A psychopath. Didn't buy me wet food, and acted weirdly neurotic.
Bad news !
That piece of shit harbinger took my mom. He came into my home, told me I had a mission, I'm like... Sure ! And when I get there, he tells me he took my fucking mom. And her TV, I guess? What he hell is his issue? Are you fucking with me? That's my fucking mom, you don't just kidnap a cat's mom to try and strong arm her into going on a mission she has already agreed to. And why the TV, too? Literal comedian - hitler. And at least hitler was like, a vegetarian and stuff, and didn't smoke, this guy has rank meat sweats coming off of him. I want to kill this guy. So when he came back after we were all done, homeboy was like ~~ time for a new TAMA ~~ GOTCHI power !! AAaaann~~dd, you can have your mom back !! She's back home, safe and sound Mr. Tummy :)
What an asshole. Anyways, I've learned how to invade humans minds, now. My pantry has been restocked by the neighbor six times. He believes that buying me wet food will bring about the second coming of Christ.
Charlatans
“Unsettling are the days in which everyone is an expert.”
― Criss Jami
Nowadays you can't go a day without some phony prophet trying to peddle their wares to you.
Driven by the increased interest in the supernatural, charlatans from palm readers to televangelists are everywhere. And while the vast majority of witches, psychics, magicians, hypnotists, cures, potions, faith healers, and clairvoyants are complete fakes, they do make a living.
As the saying goes, "it's easier for an actor to make it in alternative medicine than Hollywood."
Most people scoff at these clearly-phony supernatural services, yet those same people often buy into at least one scam.
The most dangerous charlatans are the self-styled monster hunters who carry a mall-ninja arsenal and guns with silver bullets. Most have never encountered anything supernatural and do absolutely nothing besides burn some sage and patrol the area for a night or two. Even so, those who are superstitious, fearful, or desperate enough will hire them to solve the problems they simply don't understand. In some cases with disastrous results.
For Contractors, charlatans are red herrings and obstacles. Clumsy fakes that conjure a smokescreen of misinformation and escalate the situations they're in.