Murdocks journals consist of densly packed manifestos written on notebook pages, cardboard boxes & toilet paper. They are typically discovered as bottled messages floating off the coast of Baja or as scraps blowing through the Mojave desert.
They are incoherent at the best of times, & should never be read by anyone.
God damn guy who is my normal hook up says "Oh, try this shit, it's like gettin' high with, like, virtual reality or some shit!"
Except it wasn't like that AT ALL! NOT AT ALL! It was like a building crumbling, with like a tidal wave or some shit! Crazy! CRAZY!
LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SHIT MANG??? REALITY AIN'T IN NO GOD DAMNDEDY MACHINE MY MAN THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT!!!
THIS AIN'T NO MATRIX MOTHERFUCKER I'LL TAKE THAT RED PILL & RED PILL YOUR LILLY WHITE ASS WITH IT BECAUSE I WAS ALL DYING UP IN THAT SHIT!!!
Yeah, building collapse? Typhoon? No Bueno.
Like, what is with all these games, man? Back in my day, you smoked a doobie & made some free love baby! Now it's all these machines & shit.
Back is the 60's we knew Free Love & Drugs, Baby! Magic Time! This computer hoopty-doopty bullshit don't compare to a whole shit ton of weed & some hippie chicks motherfucker! No way, no sir.
No wonder kids is all as fucked in the head as they are, don't know that these chem trails, these 5G waves, these VR gmaes...that's some devil shit there.
What is Ol' Murdock gonna do? He's gonna work out why all the Illuminatis & Government fat cats tried to ban Snake Oil, that's what he's gonna due.
Say it's a bunch of Malarkey while they put the fluoride in the water...that calcifies the pineal gland, don't ya know!
Well, I like my glands right where they are, Mr Facist Government Pig - & I bet this "snake oil" is just the thing...from I read, people say it fixes everything! No wonder THE MAN don't want you to have it!
Well...we'll just see about that!
Snakes got ways, y'see?
Like, they slither & slide & get all low down with the showdown, snakes they got it going on they do yippy yah doo-dah yahoo buckaroo...
Snake is got the healing power. When I was on the Rez doing Mescaline with all the Shamans they was all like "Murdock - You have great Pow-Ah...you are a Shaman Healer of the Snake-Serpent Uktena Wakka Takka Howdy!"
Then I was all like - "Woah..."
I think that's when I knew that the Earth was flat. Injuns say it was built by a turtle bringing mud up. Or was it on a turtle? Not sure 'cause that's crazy bullshit anyway - I'm a man of Science myself...got a degree or two to prove it too, not that makes a bit of ding dong doodle-difference.
Injuns had it all wrong but all right. Earth is flat, always has been, but not because of no chummy-wummy turtle buddy, no sir, no way! Earth is flat because it's a disc.
Observable, just look outside.
See, that's why Snakes are so wise - they're flat like the Earth - they won't fall off as easily as everyone else. Snake is a healer & a killer, heh...just like your good buddy Murdock.
That's why I KNOW the Snake Oil is like, the thing. THE BIG THING. What "They" don't want you to know. How would they make all those big piles of money if a bit of Snake Oil can cure cancer? Fix a toothache? Put some razzle-dazzle zing-zang in the ol' ding dong?
It's all coming together, right there right now, diddly doo dah...you see, here I am: Armored APC running around Ol' Mexico like I was an Outlaw of old.
Reckon I am an Outlaw, outside of the Law ain't no law when a man has frred his mind & unlocked that pineal gland & opened his third eye, no sir no way.
Bible says the serpent was on the Tree of Knowledge & your ol'buddy ol' pal Murdock is just about ready & set to be that Serpent & hand out that tiddly-dribbly fruit of human kindness yes he is.
Taking a siesta right now, got my home made chem lab & med kit in the back...cops think they'll find me in my trailer in Barstow? No sir no way.
Will find a chlorine bomb wired to my old cooking station though, facist pigs, serves them right it does.
I didn't dop out of college for nothing, dontcha know.
Got the cartels all ready to buy up some good ol' Crystal Meth I'm cooking under these stars...catching some snakes & gila monsters to cook some of that good ol' snake oil out of, got enough guns & ammo to turn back the Mexican army in a pinch...
It's a good day.
Soon as I get my Karma & my Mojo & the Spirit World all lines up on my vision quest through the desert just like Jesus I'll be ready to bring my loaves & fishes to all the lost little lambs out there, yes I will, you betcha.