Pit dwellers

A report on the Storm of the black sea,

Dateline: March 26th 1990,

In the vast expanse of our solar system, one celestial body stands apart for the sheer magnitude of its tempestuous fury: Jupiter, the gas giant adorned with swirling bands of cloud and crowned by the iconic Great Red Spot. For centuries, astronomers have marveled at this colossal storm, its churning depths a testament to the raw power of nature.

Today I come to you, the reader to talk about the storm that plenty of you know on our own home planet, but plenty are unaware of—the never-ending storm of the black sea. This storm has been raging for decades, 26 years to be precise. The storm formed But a year after the nuclear incident. This storm has been constantly raging and has claimed many a ship that attempted to approach. This storm is a marvel that many have attempted to understand but fail. Some believe its origin to be that of god, and some other mystical forces, but I'm not here to tell you speculation, I'm here to share facts. There has never, and should never be a storm this scale and duration on earth. any attempts to investigate it have led to disaster, Whether submersible or not, no seacraft has been recovered. Planes Never make it across the storm or can withstand more than 5 minutes.  The mystery is, what lies within the storm. That is why I Samantha Lee, and everyone here at Romanian News Casting are putting up a reward. The first person to identify and return with proof of what lies within the center and is the cause of this storm shall receive 55,000 Romanian Leu.

AID ORGINIZATION TO ENTER WAR TORN BALKANS

Today, March 25th An international aid organization, That goes by the name DTS (Doctors Through Strife), has announced that it will be entering the wartorn Balkans to aid refugees and other victims of the war.
They have announced they have no allegiance to any governing body and merely request to be allowed to help that region's citizens safely.
Organization leader Heraclius Bardas has been quoted saying "The people of the Balkans are in dire need of relief, we hope to provide that despite the dangerous situation, as we have done before in many areas, to any militaristic leaders in the region I have but one thing to say, Let us help those that need help."
DTS has had many missions being an organization of nearly 50 thousand members.  They have been in many Active warzones, including but not limited to the Romanian Conquest war, and the Iberian War of Dominance. It has been well respected and protected throughout the world after its founding in 1971, it has 4 branches with its largest being located in Europe, with 27 thousand members; varying from volunteers and doctors to general aid workers.  The leader of the Euro-sphere, Heleen Van De Velde, has this to comment "DTS has a long-standing history of providing essential aid and medical assistance in some of the most challenging and dangerous environments around the globe. We welcome their presence in the Balkans and stand ready to support their efforts in any way possible."
This statement has come as a shock to many; Some going as far as to say this seems like a threat, that if anything happens to these doctors the Euro-sphere will be standing by ready to invade if these doctors are attacked.

FAMED PILOT ARRESTED: CONNECTED TO CONTRACTORS?

Soviet Austrian Democracy Offical announcement

Romanian President Alexandru Bogdan (Who has recently been revealed to be having inappropriate relations with a supernatural creature) Has announced the arrest of world famed Bomber pilot Paul Tibbets; most famous for flying in supplies and reinforcements alone through heavy flak into the center of Prague during the siege of Prague. Where over 600 Supply planes were shot down, Paul Tibbets Flew cycling through 20 different planes flying for an inhuman 14 days straight Paul Tibbets dropped off over 100 tonnes of supply per day. He later joined the RSAF (Romanian Supremecy Air Force) and flew as a well-respected pilot.  Hero of many Romanians and citizens of SAD many are mornful of this arrest. He is being arrested under claims that he is against the state of Romania and its peoples. They also cited that he may have signed with a harbinger to achieve the ability to complete this famous flight.

ROMANIAN SCANDAL; PRESIDENT IS A MONSTER FUCKER?

**BREAKING**
Romanian President Alexandru Bogdan has recently been seen in a leaked video having intimacy with a nonsentient monstrosity. He has been vocal for the execution of all creatures similar and what many would consider dissimilar. The video is believed to have come from a Sidorovich sympathizer and Alexandru Bogdan has commented "This is a falsified video and we will come crashing down on these propagandists. Sidorovich and his criminal gang shall know no peace. Even if he hides within the walls of that cowardly empire Jihaad al-Noori" Jihaad al-Noori has refused to comment on this aggressive response from Alexandru
. however, Steinsburg(Leader of SAD) has stated that any act of Ottoman aggression shall be retaliated against.

UNION SOLDIERS ATTEMPT TO RECLAIM OLD AMERICA ARTIFACT FAILED: SOLDIERS MISSING IN RAD ZONE

The Union has faced a tragic loss today as Corporal Ken Majors has gone missing in the rad zone. It's been a full week since the expedition entered and none have returned. The eight brave men are currently presumed dead. The Union's U-2 spy plane that was sent to oversee the op had been knocked out of the air by something the government has decided to keep classified. The government has stated that their recon plane that has been sent afterword has seen the site of the artifact open and empty.