crab's Questionnaire

1. What town or city do you live in? Why do you live there instead of anywhere else? Describe your home.

Link Answered after Contract 3, Multiverse of Midness

Crab lives on the Filipino island of Palawan, ranked amongst the best places to visit in the Philippines, with white beaches and towering limestone. Shipwrecks and wonderous marine life.

Most of the island remains traditional and is considered by some to be underdeveloped.

Abundant wildlife, jungle mountains, and some white sandy beaches attract many tourists, as well as international companies looking for development opportunities. As of 2016, the main island of Palawan was rated the "Most Beautiful Island in the World.

Crab itself lives on the sandy beaches, clacking around all day, scaring seagulls who wish to eat it and spending time with it’s various other crab friends and family, including the yellow crab he is romantically involved with. It’s a nice place if you’re a crab.

2. How do you get your money right now? What do you spend it on?

Link Answered after Contract 3, Multiverse of Midness

Crab is a crab, it’s sort of a little hard to earn money or get a job as a crab, so it has to rely on scrounging for change, any money it possibly can found lying around, sometimes crab has even lured in unsuspecting tourists with it’s beautiful purple colours and stolen their wallets and packets of cigarettes in it’s claws, clacking it’s way away down the beach far before they notice something is missing.

A mastermind at work, occasionally it even teams up with various other crabs, sometimes crab even has around $10 saved up. Truly work that pays off.

3. Describe your Ambition. What are you striving for? How far would you go to achieve this? Would you kill for it? How close to death would you come for it?

Link Answered after Contract 3, Multiverse of Midness

Crab isn’t very ambitious..considering most of it’s life up until this point was simply existing on a beach, being a crab, until Midas approached it, inviting it onto the contracts as a job.

The only things crab would likely consider as ambitions would be the crabby desire for mischief and power, to sail the seas with it’s fellow marine-dwelling creatures and contractors and to woo the yellow crab it loves very much.

Other, more minor ambitions include stealing $20 at some point from a tourist successfully, and to learnt the art of wielding a knife in it’s claws.

A more recent ambition arose after a contract, it wishes to learn more about why a certain group believes it to be linked to godhood in any way whatsoever, it’s just a crab, maybe a very colourful and pretty one, but still just a crab.


Crabs and their ambitions am I right?