Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's Questionnaire

1. What town or city do you live in? Why do you live there instead of anywhere else? Describe your home.

Link Answered before Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's first Contract.

I live in Portland, Oregon. My parents lived in Salem, and I moved to Portland for the higher internet service to help with my pro gamer career. My apartment is modern and tech-friendly, with a spacious living room featuring a high-end gaming setup, ergonomic chair, and RGB lighting. The bedroom is cozy and functional, with ample storage for clothes, gaming gear, and personal items. The kitchen boasts modern appliances and tech integration, while the bathroom is clean and efficient. General amenities include high-speed fiber-optic internet, good cooling, adjustable lighting, and soundproofing for minimal disturbances. This setup supports my gaming career and provides a comfortable and efficient living space. ​I live alone, and spend most of my time here.

2. How do you get your money right now? What do you spend it on?

Link Answered before Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's first Contract.

I earn my money through my career as a professional gamer, participating in esports tournaments, live streaming on platforms like Twitch, and creating content for YouTube. My income comes from sponsorships, ad revenue, and viewer donations. I spend my money on maintaining and upgrading my gaming setup, purchasing high-end equipment like graphics cards, monitors, and peripherals. I also invest in a reliable high-speed internet connection to ensure optimal gaming performance. Additionally, I subscribe to necessary software and buy the latest games. Living expenses, including rent, utilities, and groceries, are part of my budget. I also have a side hobby of board and card games, where my competitiveness sometimes strains friendships.

3. Describe your Ambition. What are you striving for? How far would you go to achieve this? Would you kill for it? How close to death would you come for it?

Link Answered before Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's first Contract.

My ambition is to reshape the world in my perfect image, with me as a reigning god among mortals. I strive to control all that I see or can have influence over. I would go to most any length to achieve this. I would kill for it. I'd rather not die for this goal, though.

I am relentless in my pursuit of power and control, envisioning a world where my will is the ultimate authority. Every decision and action I take is a step toward this grand vision. The idea of ruling over a world that bends to my desires fuels my determination. I am willing to manipulate, deceive, and eliminate any obstacles in my path. While the thought of dying for this ambition is not appealing, I would face extreme dangers and take substantial risks to achieve it. My life is a tool to be wielded in the pursuit of my vision, but I intend to wield it wisely and carefully to avoid unnecessary sacrifice. Ultimately, I am driven by an insatiable desire for dominance and control, ready to go to extraordinary lengths to see my ambition realized.

4. What was the most defining event of your life (before signing The Contract), and how did it change you?

Link Answered before Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's first Contract.

The most pivotal moment of my life occurred when I first stumbled upon the concept of the multiverse theory. This discovery was nothing short of transformative, as it opened my mind to the tantalizing possibility of accessing an infinite array of parallel universes. With the potential application of magic, I realized that I could potentially harness resources and knowledge from these alternate realities. This revelation ignited a profound sense of ambition within me, as the prospect of tapping into the vast, boundless possibilities of the multiverse offered an unprecedented opportunity to exert control and influence over reality itself. This newfound drive became the cornerstone of my aspirations, fueling my quest for power and dominion.

5. Name and briefly describe three people in your life. One must be the person you are closest to.

Link Answered before Jimmy "Mordenkainen" Woodsworth's first Contract.
There are three significant people in my life who have profoundly shaped who I am. The closest to my heart is my mother, who was the cornerstone of my upbringing. She nurtured and cared for me throughout my life, and even though she has passed away, the bond we shared remains incredibly strong. Her influence continues to guide me, and her memory is a constant source of inspiration. In addition to her, I have two close friends, James and Michael, who have been a central part of my life since elementary school. We are all part of the same tabletop role-playing game group, where we come together to craft and experience extraordinary adventures. Our long-standing friendship has been enriched by our shared creative pursuits, and the adventures we create together are a testament to our enduring camaraderie. These relationships are the foundation of my support network and the source of much joy and inspiration in my life.