A metal whale pendant the size of a lighter on the surfer necklace. When flying around, the necklace glows and several tiny remora pendants appear on it.
Joe effortlessly detaches the whale pendant and chucks is up into the air. Somehow it continues soaring upwards at an increasing speed, easily out of view. A minute or two later, a massive semi-ridged airship appears above--a living blue whale with metallic skin that floats as easily in the sky as the ocean.
Up to 14 adult passengers (or the equivalent in weight) can safely ride within Koholā's mouth and peer out through a semi-transparent baleen. Despite the exterior, the interior is an odd-shaped spacious room complete with seating that can be converted into small beds, a kitchenette, and a restroom.
This Artifact can be used as a Zeppelin NT blimp. It is roughly the same size as a Zeppelin NT blimp but can be collapsed into metal whale pendant and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Zeppelin NT blimp has echolocation, is unusually heavy, and is internally warm/insulated. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
This item is a living thing. It counts as a Creature when targeted. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
TORI is a rebuilt, mint, 1982 black Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. She looks identical to any other '82 Trans Am from the outside, except for a purple light bar in the front grill. The CPU is a fully interactive computer Artificial Intelligence. She has access to any knowledge you could find on the internet, unless specifically programmed. She has the ability to problem solve by compiling data like any other super-computer. TORI's CPU has the voice of a young British woman.
TORI stands for Tactical Off-Road Interceptor
This Artifact can be used as a 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. It is roughly the same size as a 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am but can be collapsed into Matchbox car and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am has Bulletproof Windows, Kevlar re-enforced body, run flat off-road tires, biometric security, ramming bar on grill. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
Kirk's modified hummer is a demilitarized version, offering only the increased durability of the traditional hummer. Despite being demilitarized, the mount for where the turret would normally be is still there, as well as the lack of radar and other military technologies. Inside are a group of his old buddies, 5 in total. Due to their insistence on personal space, Kirk can't seem to fit any more passengers, but its nice talking to his friends again.
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This Artifact can be used as a Hummer. It is roughly the same size as a Hummer but can be collapsed into a pocket knife and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Hummer has A reinforced roll cage, additional storage compartments underneath seats, AI assistant Andy, and an armored exterior. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
Observers witness a sudden, surreal transformation as the Bandersnatch emerges, evoking awe and danger, altering the atmosphere with its ferocity and unpredictability
This Artifact can be used as a Bandersnach. It is roughly the same size as a Bandersnach but can be collapsed into a smol kittttyyyyy cattt and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Bandersnach has fearsome and monstrous creature, larger than most animals, with a thick coat of fur and powerful jaws.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
This item is a living thing. When targeted, it counts as a Living Creature in addition to its other target types. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
A rusty heap of trash, gunpowder and fumes. How in the hells does this thing even move?
This Artifact can be used as a Goblin Car(t). It is roughly the same size as a Goblin Car(t) but can be collapsed into Jerboa Foot Necklace and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Goblin Car(t) has Mounted Grenade Launcher (Rooftop Catapult), Grenade release lever (Live grenades dropped behind), storage space (takes up passenger areas), forward mounted SMGs, and a roll cage.. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
Anyone who touches this Artifact will notice it warping their body and may drop it. If they choose to hold or use it, they immediately receive the following Battle Scar: You Are A Literal Goblin. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Battle Scar heals over the course of the next day.
As the card drive along the road, one small red vehicle can be noticed, with a red body and a black underbelly, it just drives along the road, until a turn comes up, that's when it flips up the headlights and drifts, picking up speed as it passes the other cars on the road.
This Artifact can be used as a Red Toyota AE86 Trueno. It is roughly the same size as a Red Toyota AE86 Trueno but can be collapsed into a Toy Car and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Red Toyota AE86 Trueno has Racing Seats and a Modified Engine. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
Possession of this Artifact causes the following Battle Scar to manifest over the course of a day: Tinnitus. If they lose possession of this Artifact, the Battle Scar heals over the course of the next day.
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects: