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Chamael made a Move (TheSuperChrisb GMed) 3 weeks, 3 days ago. View Move

Inside of a pickup on a dirt road in a sleepy town in the middle of nowhere...

"Soon will be the day of reckoning," an aging man says to another. "He has shown His glory, I saw it with my own two eyes." The man wears well-beaten overalls, dirty with the mechanical black grease. He has a pistol on his right hip, the holster still left unbuckled from an attempted draw just minutes ago.

"Father McCarthy spoke of his vision a few days back. That he knew that it would soon be time for us to be called upon," the second man says, slightly younger than the first. This one wears jeans and a green t-shirt spotted with specks of dirt and mud. "I've been practicing down at the range for exactly all of this."

"He came to us because He knew we would be useful. I couldn't understand a single word he said, but I know that to be true," says the first, "He sees something in us. A real life angel in our place of worship. Father McCarthy will talk to some folks, but he doesn't want us blabbing too much. Can't let the word get out too far. He said that the angel told us to wait...

"...and he said the angel's name was Chamael."

Posted by Iamangelofwar, 3 weeks, 6 days ago. Permalink

Contractor Witch Hunt In Angleton Texas

"Yesterday, at 6:00 pm in Angleton texas, multiple explosions rocked the city. Illegal homemade explosives were used in attempts to cover up a bank robbery, which was used as an attempt to persecute a local family, as shown by text messages on the suspect's cellphones. Their ringleader was John White, who is still at large."

"They faked a bank robbery and sightings of these "contractors" using the explosives, in an attempt to frame these women, by using illegal evidence obtaining techniques."

"Anyone with knowledge of White's whereabouts please report him to your local authorities."

Latest Journals

3 weeks, 3 days ago: Dr. Melanie Dakkera wrote a Downtime Journal for The Boy Who Drew Cats

Health & Wealth

The first step in the plan was to amass wealth so that--whether Mel closed her practice, died on a Contract, or somehow faked her own death--Keara would be able to pay the remainder of their 30-year mortgage. Mel had a decent life insurance policy, the result of her late mother’s advising, but in her mind that payout was already called for. It would go towards the welfare of Jonathan Dakkera, who was in a memory care facility and also had several physical health challenges. A clear source of wealth was to simply spend her Contract “pay” on a million dollars, like the harbinger said, but that would move Mel towards one goal, not multiple. She also had the welfare of her patients to consider; this is where warm compassion outweighed cold calculations. Thus, Mel selected her first Gift, Intensive Therapy.

Over the course of the next month, Mel almost cleared out her patient list while padding her bank account (and cash on hand). Specifically, she cured one or more Traumas of all thirty regular patients in exchange for either 2% of their last year's annual income as a lump sum in cash or 1% of their annual income in monthly payments for the next two years (received only when she billed them through her practice, since she didn’t want her death or disappearance to cause the Traumas to return). She made sure that each patient understood that a missed payment would mean they could never recieve her highly effective services again. In truth, their Trauma would suddenly return, but that was too complicated to explain.

To avoid questions about the visible supernatural elements (and protect her clients' minds from being shaken), Mel simply framed her new technique as a breakthrough hypnotherapy. Thus, all clients were asked to close their eyes during the therapy session. With her eyes open, Mel could monitor if anyone peeked and was shocked by what they saw. But even if they did, protecting her identity didn't matter so much now that it was already tainted and would continue to be for the next few months, as she accepted more Contracts. To ensure it was a win-win situation for everyone, Mel provide treatment for additional Traumas for free and encouraged each patient to make referrals (to help replenish her now dwindling patient base).

Beyond that, Mel prepared for her next Contract. While being in full makeup and business attire worked well for the past job, reviewing the news on suspected Contractor activity made it clear that the work wouldn’t always be so clean cut. And getting hired as she was commuting home meant that advanced notice should never be expected. To that end, Mel adjusted what she carried with her at all times and created two “Contract bags”--one for home and one for work. All the while, she made the purchases using Rico’s burn phone (she owed him several hundred dollars for it), VPNs, Visa gift cards, and P.O. boxes to avoid obvious traces of her unusual activities. Mel also picked up a stack of books on mythology, rituals, and magic. Although she couldn't discern between fact and fiction, her last Contract proved that this kind of information could be helpful in the future.

3 weeks, 4 days ago: Gulliver Archer wrote a Downtime Journal for Crime and Punishment 3 weeks, 6 days ago: Leon Vanderblight wrote a Downtime Journal for Consensus

Sweep

Some things were really just too easy! 

I mean, come on. Though his ass was sore Leon came home today to proseltyize with a huge ass grin on his face.

The people of this village would get a full 30 days of continuous sermons, each one with the enhanced prayer that he had learned from this particular job being put to stellar work. Farming tools would remain unbroken longer, and their clothing would no longer rip or tear. The blessings of the Inari Okami now undeniable to Leon's small but undeniably loyal congregation. 

Meanwhile, he was even capable of going out and taking out some of those damnable defense contractors! Weak and stupid as they were with their reliance on firearms without a single consideration for things like the mere idea that someone might be smart enough to have planned for a hailstorm of bullets coming their way. 

Hahaha, ah. Things were really all coming up Leon. His flock was becoming more and more devout as his powers returned to him, and his efforts were even rewarded with a growth spurt as he went out and converted an entire lakes worth of Rusalka to his cause when some damnable fishermen thought that *They'd* be the one getting a payday at the end of this and started a cute little hunt. 

Absolute fools, but at least now he had funds enough to start seriously renovating the compound. New treated wood housing, and foundation that was made to be able to stand up to the eternal muck of the imp's bog, cameras on every building that weren't connected via wifi but instead buried cables, and updated air filtration systems for each home that'd ensure that gas attacks were unlucky to bear fruit were starters, but the real important thing was the tunnels.

Many Rusalka make for easy digging underwater after all, and Leon's new tunnel network would provide a secret underwater area where only folks like him who didn't need to breathe could stow secret things. Like an airboat in an area of the tunnel where an air pocket had been carved out, where the real teleportation stone of the imps' bog would rest in Asterisk. Leon never a man to avoid contingencies, and the technicalities of his fae pact had been long reviewed. He only needed to protect "The bog" and so long as he had some of it with him, well, he'd be avoiding any troublesome backlash from needing to break it if it ever came to a foundation airstrike one day as he'd always be protecting at least a little of it. 

3 weeks, 6 days ago: Leon Vanderblight wrote a Downtime Journal for Five (Indefinite Suspension | Do not run)

New Friends

Leon didn't care much for the people of this alternate dimension typically. They were short-tempered, rude to a fault, and were either completely useless idiots or ill-tempered professionals who had a stick so far up their ass you could see it coming out the other side as they'd just had a visit from Uncle Vlad.

Sometimes though he found useful assets. Today was one such day, and one even from his universe! 

Though it would doubtlessly take some work to build these relationships, and unfortunately the one from his universe was stuck in foundation containment where it'd be nigh impossible to get to speak with them, it did mean that when it came time for jobs he had someone who he could mostly rely on. 

However, the big catch of this month was the friendship of a harbinger, and one loose with his money as well. Leon was a conman by trade so when someone with immense wealth and power showed up willing to throw it around he had every intention of taking it as far as he'd be allowed to. So lavish drinks, compliments, and offers to handle any and every task were of course the name of the game as the start of any good con was making yourself seem indispensable even if you'd sell them up the river faster than a nogitsune's mood could sour. 

That's not to say he didn't sympathize with their cause, no of course he wanted them to succeed, but when you were stepping out of your own universe to do something well. It became work, and work was always nothing personal for Joao Jean DeLeon. 

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ACEKAiSHi
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Battlerwinner
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Clemente the doctor that haunts nightmares
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

totallynotmio
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Norwin Ante the mercenary
A 1-Victory Newbie Contractor

AmyLizz
Playgroup Member

cwplaisted
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Rafael Davidson the hermit survivalist
A 1-Victory Newbie Contractor
Robert Thorne the botanist
A 1-Victory Newbie Contractor

Harry
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Dr Bognac the mad scientist
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Solaris
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Nephlius the Philanthropist Vampire
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor
Hercules the Supernatural Military Solider
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

13oito1
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GoodluckSully
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Frakcherd
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Fleisch the giant fleshbound mutant
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor
Kerri Wilson the gothic pyromaniac witch
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

AbsurdlyBritish
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Zahri Kuznetsov the ex-Olympic archer
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Koteru
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HazelWolf
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DMBreaksThe4thWall
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Forastera the Genius manipulator
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Reaps
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Aiheki
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Thale the Runaway Dhampir
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

J_litwin
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Tomasz Szalony the petty thief
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

MonsterCookie9
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Metal
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David Vance the Former Father
A 1-Victory Newbie Contractor

RuneQueen
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Fex_Vermilion
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Felix the Street performer orphan
A 2-Victory Newbie Contractor

aaaaal
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Shai Smith the secretive stranger
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor
Ichiro Mochizuki the generic good guy
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Dkd1973
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Declan Veeder the Psychologist (Therapist)
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

TaytheTimeTraveler
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Tay the Alien Time Traveler
A 1-Victory Newbie Contractor

biz
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fuck
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Bogs Jhonson the drunkard with a cannon
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Dunnstral
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CrazyLich79
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Isar Awan the Injured Sprinter
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

mwindus
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lillian nightshade the gardener
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

greensquidzz
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Talessannie the orphaned sailor
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Jeleri
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Slug
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Chan
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Anonymous_Anomaly
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Job the Unrelenting vigilante
A 0-Victory Newbie Contractor

Illuminated Earth is a twisted reflection of the modern world where the advent of smartphones and the internet confirmed the existence of the supernatural instead of disproving it. Here, witch hunts have merit. Billionaires and Senators employ paranormal advisors and bodyguards, and everyone knows. Charlatans become pop culture icons, and each revelation inspires a new cult. The world is changing. The secret societies that pull humanity's strings scramble to adapt.

Now's a good time to move up.

House Rules

Contractors from The Illumination Are portable, and may play in Contracts in other Playgroups.
The Illumination grants an Improvement to GMs who achieve the Golden Ratio.

The purpose of this Playgroup is to introduce new Players to The Contract and to provide a "proving ground" that Regional Playgroups can draw from. 

  • This Playgroup is "unamanaged"
    • While we will enforce conduct rules and ban anti-fun or "griefing" Players, we do not enforce any particular narrative tone or approval process for Contractors, Gifts, or World Events. 
    • GMs may elect not to GM for any Contractors or Players they wish. 
    • Players who want more narrative consistency should create their own Playgroup.
  • This Playgroup is seperate from the Regional Playgroups.
  • Ephemeral World Events
    • The World Events posted in this Playgroup can be modified or ignored by the regional Playgroups as desired.
  • Contractor Creation Rules
    • Contractors may take no more than 7 points of Liabilities.
    • Contractors cannot be a direct ripoff of a pop-culture character to the point that NPCs in-game would notice the similarity.
    • Contractors may not start out as a concept that is likely to disrupt Contracts (e.g. being a walking, talking fox, being as notorious as Osama bin Laden, having a bomb in their chest that detonates when they die, etc). 
  • Citizenship: Active Players are expected to GM Contracts from time to time. If you have played as a Contractor in your most recent six Illumination Contracts, you are barred from playing in The Illumination again until you GM a contract in The Illumination. (In other words the first six Contracts are free, but after that you must GM). 
  • GMing: All members of The Illumination are encouraged to GM, and no approval is required. Custom Scenarios likewise do not require pre-approval.

Full Setting Description

This Playgroup uses the official Illumination Setting, but some events have changed the status quo. 

Two large buildings in Indianapolis were destroyed, killing over two thousand innocent people. An FBI investigation uncovered the existence of "Contractors," individuals who perform illicit tasks in exchange for extraordinary power. Now there are witch hunts afoot for Contractors, and the government publically hunts them while privately cutting deals with the ones who are cooperative. . .

World Events

Chamael made a Move (TheSuperChrisb GMed) 3 weeks, 3 days ago. View Move

Inside of a pickup on a dirt road in a sleepy town in the middle of nowhere...

"Soon will be the day of reckoning," an aging man says to another. "He has shown His glory, I saw it with my own two eyes." The man wears well-beaten overalls, dirty with the mechanical black grease. He has a pistol on his right hip, the holster still left unbuckled from an attempted draw just minutes ago.

"Father McCarthy spoke of his vision a few days back. That he knew that it would soon be time for us to be called upon," the second man says, slightly younger than the first. This one wears jeans and a green t-shirt spotted with specks of dirt and mud. "I've been practicing down at the range for exactly all of this."

"He came to us because He knew we would be useful. I couldn't understand a single word he said, but I know that to be true," says the first, "He sees something in us. A real life angel in our place of worship. Father McCarthy will talk to some folks, but he doesn't want us blabbing too much. Can't let the word get out too far. He said that the angel told us to wait...

"...and he said the angel's name was Chamael."

Posted by Iamangelofwar, 3 weeks, 6 days ago. Permalink

Contractor Witch Hunt In Angleton Texas

"Yesterday, at 6:00 pm in Angleton texas, multiple explosions rocked the city. Illegal homemade explosives were used in attempts to cover up a bank robbery, which was used as an attempt to persecute a local family, as shown by text messages on the suspect's cellphones. Their ringleader was John White, who is still at large."

"They faked a bank robbery and sightings of these "contractors" using the explosives, in an attempt to frame these women, by using illegal evidence obtaining techniques."

"Anyone with knowledge of White's whereabouts please report him to your local authorities."

Posted by Redchigh, 1 month ago. Permalink

Contractors shoot lightning at Armored SUV in Johnsbury, Vermont

A state-wide news story has garnered national attention.

 

Johnsbury, Vermont:

Multiple eyewitness accounts confirm that a supernatural high speed chase took place in our city yesterday evening. 

The cause is unknown, but an abandoned, totalled armored SUV was found on site, with a hole blown in the back. 

Marie Pedio, 22, of the local Starbucks claims it began there when 4 people pulled up into the parking lot and handed a bundled up package to another guest. She did not identify the guests, and management cited a malfunction on the security cameras. What she does know, is that as they were talking to the customer who was already there, an armored SUV pulled up into the parking lot and the contractors were visibly unsettled by it's appearance.  It had no visible government or company markings. One of the contractors got into the SUV before it sped off, and the others quickly gave chase.

 

The reckless high speed chase damaged several vehicles, and 4 people were treated for minor injuries in the aftermath though only one was hospitalized, and has since been released.

 

Red light cameras caught photos of the chase in progress. A state-wide response has been initiated for the investigation, through in full cooperation with the FBI after a Henry Ballard, sheriff of Bethlehem, New Hampshire tipped them off that a group matching the description stayed at the local inn and were seen poking around his town before being swarmed by local wildlife fleeing a local estate.  "We ain't really seen nothin like this before. First the crows, then it comin to a head like this? We're a small, safe town, and if we all keep our wits about us I'm sure we can get past it and move on. I bet all this was related to those.. what's the word.. contractors?"

 

Descriptions given by the Ms Padio line up with descriptions given by several locals of Bethlehem, and it is believed to have been the same group. One member had small horns noticable on their head.

 

Though it hasn't been formally released, there have been some images posted on the data hosting site 'Cryptoleak'.

In the interest of transparency, we have included a photo, though keep in mind the FBI have not made any statement as to it's validity. 

 

(Two photos are included- one of a armored unarmed SUV with tinted windows taking a turn so sharply two of it's wheels are off the ground, then of a car in hot pursuit with a shattered windshield, a sniper rifle barrel protruding through a hole near the dashboard, and someone wearing a full hood like you'd see on a hazardous materials suit handing their head out of the window to drive. 

Both vehicles had multiple tires punctured in the shootout, riding on their back rims, showering sparks on the road.

 

When police arrived, the SUV was on its side, on fire, and the suspected contractors had fled the scene. 

 

 

 

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

RECOVERED FOOTAGE | GORILLA APPARENTLY DECLARED ALLEGIANCE TO ISIS BEFORE CAR BOMBING A RESEARCH INSTITUTION!!!

It is currently the 8th August at 7:00 pm and THIS JUST IN, recovered footage of a natural disaster now suspected of being a terrorist attack. Distant witnesses claimed to see a spontaneous tornado appear in the forest. Trees and dirt were flung high in the air- lasting between 5 and 19 seconds! When authorities hit the scene, it was apparently a massacre at the Pagnanelli research center. A death toll of 100%. 

When authorities collected leftover footage, it was discovered that most of it was erased, with the exception of this:

The footage rolls and plays the video of a gorilla driving down the road in a black Ford Humvee. It sticks its arm out the car window, shouts "ooh ooh aah aah", and crashes into the research building. The car explodes soon after and the footage cuts out.

"The authorities are investigating with Pagnanelli. We will update you as the situation unfolds!"

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

PAGNANELLI FINALLY MAKES A PUBLIC STATEMENT!

An event will be scheduled- a time slot filled with the section name above.

A man will approach a podium, middle aged with short black hair, hazelnut eyes, and dressed in a clean black suit and tie. He leans into the mic,

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the American public and residents of Indiana. My name is Jeremy Pagnanelli- the CEO of Pagnanelli. I understand our agency has received negative press in the last 6 months and for the affected families, I empathize. Our great nation and this great state more expressly, have been made aware of the existence of Contractors. Supernatural individuals who are highly dangerous yet could be anyone you know- neighbors, friends, and family included. 

Well, we have conducted internal investigations and have determined that the actions of our employees and workers are the result of these Contractors and their ability to exert control over people like you and I. Those with families, lives, and livings just trying to provide for their loved ones. Azazel, the victim of a spontaneous attack by Contractors, was a personal and family friend. He will be missed. Dr. Goldberg is currently in medical care as a result of the stress this whole ordeal has caused him. And I do not believe I need to remind us of the actions of David Silvana and his decision to end thousands of lives during the Indianapolis Bombings on August 1st.

But I am here to tell you, the people, that we are done. As of now, we are currently in talks with the Federal Government in a mutual partnership for the sole interest of protecting the American people. So fear not, fellow citizens. I know you have questions. I know you are scared- as am I. But this is the world we will live in if changes are not made. A world where, at any time, you may be possessed, killed, or mind controlled for crossing the wrong person on their worst day.

So stay sharp, fellow citizens. We are committed to your safety and will keep you updated.”

As the man walks away from a whirlwind of camera flashes and shouting reporters, he adjusts his suit and gives an assertive glance to the camera. To many, it would appear as an assertive demeanor from a man that means business. 

To others, it’s an accepted challenge. A dare? A provocation?

 

 It was a declaration of war.

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

LOCAL PAGNANELLI SECURITY GUARD FOUND PUNCHING BABIES IN MATERNITY WARD!!

This just in- breaking news- it is 9 pm and we've just been informed that a psycho guard in full combat gear stormed into the local Indianapolis hospital, made his way to the maternity ward, and began to use a pair of brass knuckles to start beating newborn babies, nurses, and their mothers. We have video of the incident. Be aware, folks, what you see will be very disturbing.

 

The video feed will begin and depict a man hyping himself up, constantly saying "Get psyched! Get psyched! Get psyched!". The man with a wide smile and a hyped expression storms into the ward, decks a nurse upside the head, and then breaks the glass that leads to the room of newborn. The subsequent footage is extremely blurred out and the sound is cut. But the subtitles detail that the man was screaming, "For Pagnanelli! For Pagnanelli! Fuck your kids! Fuck your kids!". The footage cuts out.

 

A reported 17 babies were murdered and 31 were mortally wounded in the attack. Following the recent attack on Indianapolis, the people just can't get a break.

 

This is part of a long line of Pagnanelli accusations where previously, two senior scientists were filmed fornicating with a corpse and eating babies respectively. The federal government has remained suspiciously quiet through the entire ordeal. We will update you as the situation unfolds!

Retired made a Move (Rainbowdragon1357 GMed) 1 month, 2 weeks ago. View Move

Mysterious stop to Novograd fishermen disappearances.

The dissappearences linked to alchohol consumption problem in Novograd among fishermen on the lake persisting over the last year has suddenly stopped. Rumors among the local fishermen summed the dissappearences up to the Native legend of the Rushalka but the population sits gratefully in confusion at the sudden end to the losses on the lake.

Posted by leonvanderblight, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

The Kraken Slayer cracks down on terror!

KRAKEN DOWN ON ISIS

The Boise Superman has gone international!

In Belgrade today, ISIS struck the national museum of art and in doing so destroyed many unique pieces of art, and even stole a mountain of cursed gold! 

However, the superhero of America stood in front of a hail of bullets and even tackled a man aiming an RPG at Serbian culture, taking it to the chest and coming out the other side wounded but alive!

Though ISIS did bring reinforcements to ultimately defeat the police, and Mark Collins himself the Serbian military was bought enough time to save the day without further casualties. 

In addition, security footage recovered from the event detailed a strange woman fleeing out the back shortly followed by a woman abducting the curator and absconding while pursued by his secretary! Was this woman involved in these awful attacks? More at 11. 

Penny Roberts made a Move (Riley GMed) 1 month, 3 weeks ago. View Move

The Public Grieves for Indianapolis' Terrorist Attack | Memorial Established at Local Hospital

"The dead will never be forgotten and the people are making sure of that. Indianapolis Hospital is hosting a free event for the families of the victims. Those majorly affected by the incident are encouraged to come down and bring a token of rememberence."

The camera peers around toward a smiling couple with tears streaming down their faces. People are dancing, laughing, and celebrating for an unknown reason. A few people off to the side look on with minor disgust at the display. The cameras observe more families with sour faces drive into the parking and the moment they step out of their cars, their faces lift and their frowns dissapear. They look at each other with a mix of shock, happiness, horror, and belated joy.

 

What is going on?...

Retired made a Move (Riley GMed) 1 month, 3 weeks ago. View Move

MURDERS IN JACKSON MISSISSIPPI AND THE GOLF OF MEXICO!!!! A SUSPECTED CONTRACTOR?!?!

Breaking News! All was well within the small summer town of Jackson Mississippi, until a worried resident after not seeing any of his neighbors all day called the police. The authorities sweeped every house until they came across the residence of Micheal Brown- a proud retired Marine with a wife and two children. His backyard and living room were reportedly a horror scene with his wife, two kids, and 10 of his neighbors's clothes and blood DNA were discovered all around his house. His was discovered in his room- having suffered the same fate. The police suspect a Contractor. We will update you as the situation unfolds!

Good evening, we've just been informed from several witnesses that there was an attack off of the coast of Texas! Over a dozen sailors and two Coast Guard armsmen lost their lives before the threat was located. We don't have any pictures, but the government is implementing a stern watch on America's Eastern coast in search of the perpretrator. The Coast Guard urges everyone to steer clear and report any suspicious activity!

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 1 month, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

LIVE BROADCAST: Captured Indianapolis Terrorist Speaks!

A man with curly hair speaks into a cluster of microphones in front of a small audience of journalists. The major networks are all there, broadcasting live. 

“I am Wilbur Smith, graduate of Casa Verde and special agent with the FBI. I have been spent the past five years investigating a group of mercenary killers. They refer to themselves only as ‘Contractors.’ The perpetrator of the recent terrorist attack in Indianapolis is in our custody and has confessed to being a member of this ‘Contractor’ organization. To avoid the death penalty, he has confessed and agreed to comply with officials to help us end this dangerous terrorist organization. Without further ado, here is David Silvana.”

The curly-haired man leaves the stage. A pair of black-suited agents escorts an impossibly-thin and pale man onto the stage. He clears his throat and begins to speak.


“My name is David Silvana, and I am a contractor.

“That is what we call ourselves. We work for powerful, shadowy individuals that we call the harbingers. They offer us power: supernatural artifacts, superpowers,  status, influence. In exchange we do anything they ask.

“We are cold and effective. We have no allegiance besides to the harbingers. We torture and kill. None of us have ever been brought to trial. Our murders go unsolved. We are subtle. Half the time, people think our targets died of natural causes.

“Not all Contractors look like me. Most are normal people with normal jobs. You can never tell who might be one of us. 

“The attack in Indianapolis was just another job well done. I did not work alone.

“Witnessing the pain and destruction touched something inside of me. I am willing to work with the authorities to dismantle the contractor organization. To begin I will reveal all of the Contractors that I have worked with.

“By the way, Goodberg is a cruel bastard.

“Here are the names of the other Contractors I have worked with: Kaerym Yasura, Mary Alice, Frank Cooper—“

The crack of a high powered rifle rings out, and David’s head pops like a grape. The rattle of automatic gunfire punctuates the panicked screams of the crowd. Finally, a series of fiery explosions consume the stage, and the live broadcast turns to static. 

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Supernatural Attack on Indiana Casino!! Suspects Apprehended at Ironwood Golf Course!!

The reporter will give a detailed description of an attack on the Casino at August 5th, 4:00 pm. Passerby's describe a man with a motorcycle helmet and a raincoat. Emphemeral screams and ghostly shadows were caught on camera emenating from this individual and the media will play the video over following a content warning.

 

"This just in- the police have caught up to the suspects at the Iroonwood Golf Course. We have been told that one suspect was killed and the other was apphrehended by authorities. We have a statement from the owner of the gold course:

"We are very proud of our local law enforcement for protecting and serving as they should. As a token of our appreciation, we will donate our monthly revenue to the Indianapolis relief effort."

 

"We will update you as the situation evolves!"

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Assorted Attacks on Indiana Famhouse

Today at 2:45 pm on August 4th and today we have breaking news. A Goshen farmhouse has caught fire! It's complete mayhem here- the farmhouse has been exploding for well over an hour! The police and Federal Bureau are on the scen-

 

A loud explosion suddenly rocks the camera and one of the landed helicopters suddenly explode. Cow blood and guts rain from the sky and coat the reporter, who looks shell shocked. Soldiers in the shot hold up their guns and push the reporter back.

 

"Oh... oh my god... Oh my GOD! MY CLOTH-"

 

The feed will abruptly cut.

Posted by Riley, 1 month, 4 weeks ago. Permalink

MAJOR TERRORIST ATTACK IN INDIANAPOLIS! TWO BUILDINGS DESTROYED! CASUALTIES OVER 7,000! DEATH TOLL PROJECTED AT OVER 3,000!

Today, an unprecidented attack occured inside the city of Indianapolis. It's complete chaos out here. People are screaming, running, and searching for their loved ones. Witness reports suggest that a man with a biker helmet and a black cloak was sighted riding a dark motorcycle wreckling havoc within the city with a long chain. Other reports suggest this individual had also kidnapped a small child. More information soon!

Furthermore, this individual was filmed inside a nearby hospital with several other individuals who were reported to possess some questionable abilities. Here are their descriptions:

- Burly slavic woman with bright green eyes wearing a grey hoodie and grey cargo pants

- Young white woman with a mask and night vision goggles wearing a hoodie and jeans

- a white man wearing overalls, a Patriot's jersey, thick work clothes, cleetes, and a football helmet

If you have any information on these individuals, please contact the local police. 

 

THIS JUST IN, the new death toll is projected to be 3,000 dead. Among the dead was a school bus full of children on a field trip. The nation weeps and mourns with the families who have lost their loved ones.

The police have announced that the government is stepping in to assist in capturing the prime suspect. The police urges all civilians to come forth with any information and stress that everyone maintains distance if they come into contact with this man. The extent of the police's knowledge has not been disclosed.

 

As of now, no organization has claimed responsibility for the attack, but the authorities believe it might have been the work of single person or small group.

Posted by Redchigh, 3 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

WVU Hospital, West Virginia 176 people inexplicably dead, 14 survivors

At 6pm Tuesday, everyone inside WVU Hospital, Rosewood vanished. For 3 entire hours, the hospital was empty of all biological material. Even biological samples and meat in the kitchen went missing.

 

As abruptly as the Event occured, it was undone:

176 cadavers in various states of mutilation have been been identified, and the number may rise as DNA tests come in.

Of the 14 survivors, 5 are in critical condition, 6 are stable. All exhibit extreme psychological distress and trauma, and have been transferred to local hospitals.

 

The board of directors of WVU have vowed to rebuild and reopen, though the ensueing FBI investigation is expected to take some time.

 

Posted by therustyy257, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

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850NEWS.COM - Pensacola, Florida - Police station protest devolves into a massacre. 

 

The newest article on the website includes the T.V. report attached as a video file followed by a content warning below that reads 

 

The following footage may be disturbing to many, viewer descression is advised.”  

 

Alice Williams was able to get a hold of an active protestor, they wished to remain anonymous however they have agreed to give us their side of events 

 

The following is a transcript of the interview, a full length vide of the interview is due to be released tomorrow. 

 

It all started because of that fucking snake I tell you, that snake who lied corrupting the minds of men, a monster who shed his ugly disguise to reveal what was beneath - THE DEVIL, DEVIL INCARNATE I TELL YOU! AND THEN I HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD, GO FORTH HE TOLD ME, BRING ME THE SNAKE’S HEAD BEFORE IT ESCAPES!"

 

"Oh but I wasn’t the only one who heard it, I'm not crazy, no no no no, my brothers in arms also heard every word loud and clear, and it is then when we took action!"

 

"The pigs you see, they’re in league with the devil, they tried hiding the serpent of Eden, escape with it BUT DIVINE PROVIDENCE WAS ON OUR SIDE, THE LORD CAME DOWN FROM HEAVENS AND HE IMMOBILISED THE DEVIL’S CARRIAGE, it is then when the servants of the devil dropped their act and opened fire, thinking they could mow us – righteous god-fearing pure-blooded Americans down like we were cattle, but we fought back and won, we reminded the devil of the second amendment yes ma'am so we did!"

 

"And the... first deceiver, what came of it?"

 

"OH, THAT BAG OF SIN AND SCALES? I did the Lord’s work myself, with these two hands, I tore its head clean off and hung it up on one of the street lights to send Satan a message, don’t fuck with the U to the S of the motherfucking A! 

 

Attached is a photo of a mutilated torso with the lower half of a snake hanging from a street light, its head is missing, a giant gaping hole is present where the individual’s heart would be and the word SNITCH is carved into what’s left of their body in large blocky letters, the individual seems to have sustained countless stab wounds to the abdomen among the already described injuries. 

The backdrop framing the body is that of a police station aflame as the first responders perform their active duty. 

 

Our reporters were able to get their hands on unedited footage of the riot.

 

Attached below is grainy footage of the riot captured by the street cameras, it depicts a crowd of around fifty protestors throwing Molotov cocktails at the police line in front of the Pensacola police station before all as one charging towards the back parking lot seemingly unphased by tear-gas,  

 

The protestors break the police line and trample several officers underfoot  

 

Sounds semi-automatic sidearms being discharged can be heard shortly after as an armoured SWAT truck peels out of the parking lot only to be followed by the sounds of two fully automatic rifle being discharged into the crowd as the protestors collapse one after another. 

 

The firefight is short lived and the sounds of automatic fire soon die down though the protestors proceed to tear into each-other, using anything from firearms to their bare hands as in-fighting begins to take place. 

 

In the midst of the bloodshed a vaguely masculine figure can be seen fleeing the parking lot, weaving through smoke and tear gas as if trying to conceal their presence, their left hand halfway tucked under their shirt – it appears larger than the other and is severely deformed, though the exact nature of the deformity is impossible to tell due to the quality of the footage. 

 

A police riot, a possible cryptid and a dead monster’s rights activist, follow us at 850NEWS and be the first to get updated on the most recent events in Pensacola Florida. 

Posted by therustyy257, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Pensacola, Florida - Police station protest devolves into a massacre.

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A young woman in a slick grey suit stands in front of the camera, at her back what was just a few hours ago the local Pensacola police station. 

 

The building is ablaze as firefighters actively combat the raging fire while medical personnel carry people away on stretchers and pack bodies away into black bags. 

 

850 NEWS, Alice Williams, live from 1301 N Palafox St, Pensacola, FL 32501 where just a few hours ago a horrible riot took place claiming the lives of protestors and police officers alike."

 

The woman gestures at the remains of the police station at her back in a smooth, practiced motion.

 

Witnesses report the local law enforcement opening fire into the crowd of protestors after several hours of escalating tensions which arose in relation to the individual known only as “Conner” - A monster rights activist who was found deceased on the scene less than twenty-four hours after giving their heart-breaking interview. 

 

 The reporter takes a second to produce a notepad and proceeds.

 

The estimated casualties are currently as follows  - Eight officers deceased, Two gravely injured, civilian casualties are currently estimated to be in the double digits.

 

The woman's voice remains cold as ice, collected, proffesional and her expression is completely unchanged dispite the disturbing numbers she lists off, she continues without misisng a beat.

 

"For more information, live updates and information too sensitive for T.V. follow the official 850NEWS website, Allice Williams, 850NEWS."

 

The 850NEWS jingle plays, the camera pivots away from the reporter and towards the burning police station as words start fading onto the screen.

 

For more information, live updates and information too sensitive for T.V. follow us at 

https://850NEWS.com/feed/ 

 

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Posted by GreenAppll, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Batimir Press release! Clips of batimir answering questions at the end!

Batimir is standing in front of a stand. Seems like one of the stereotypical auditoriums as he has the Brother of blood flag behind him. He looks at the camera and the “crowd” before proceeding to start his speech.

 

“ I, Count Batimir Feratu, have come today to make a public statement regarding my recent
"disappearance" from the public eye, I'd like to inform the public on what I've been up to
as well as address some recent conspiracies and allegations I've received, as well as answer
any questions or concerns. I've also come up today to make a few statements and reveals
to the public as well regarding future plans and the results of my soul searching.

As a disclaimer I'd like to let you, the public, all my wonderful fans and patrons and all
those of you, equally as wonderful as you all are, to what I've been up to this past year.
I've spent this past year soulsearching, As some of you may know I've had quite the extensive
life and career and it's been a taxing one, I've spent this last year figuring what it is 
I as Batimir Feratu wish to do in this world with my new position as the philanthropist pop
icon I have become, and I have made a decision.

I, Count Batimir Feratu, wish to use my status and wealth and assets and connections in order
to benefit the human condition, it is appalling to me as a person who has suffered from the
qualms of disease and preexisting health conditions such as hemophilia and albinism, that
in the modern day and age some of us still suffer from such conditions and are often out of
luck when it comes to treating such conditions. I've began to draft up plans for how Im going
to use my person going forward, but I've decided to open up more research facilities, sponsor
teams and projects, and in general make incredible donations to philanthropy and charity works
to help those disadvantaged people.
This brings up the next notice I'd like to address, recently if some of you have been paying
attention to the news surrounding my name you'd know about a certain blog and certain allegations
of a "White Supremacist Cult" that I lead, I'd like to state that this is incredibly offensive
and hurtful to myself as I would never put a person over another purely due to race or 
blood or background... We all bleed the same shade, our blood is all the same, but this blog
has brought up a important oversight of mine... I don't do enough in the company that I've
created and It's brought to my attention that I need to start taking initiative.

I will be apart of the hiring process more closely now, I've decided to open up scholarship
programs for those looking to get into the medical and research fields, especially those of color 
backgrounds such as Asian, Hispanic / Latino, African American, Indigneous, and other groups.
I've decided that it's important to open up such a exclusive field to more people, and I've
began to make the push for programs and scholarship paths for people to take.
Additionally I've began pushing for the opening of internships at the Brothers of Blood for
such people, to start off their budding careers.

It's very important to me that I take an active role as a Philanthropist and do all that I can
while I am still here, In my thirties it has already dawned on me that the Rockstar life
that I used to live-out voraciously in my twenties is a youthful possession that is but a 
thing of the past, in my thirties, it is time for action.
Additionally as an Address to the recent incident with the Biker Gang, I would like to state
that I was spending the day out with a dear friend of mine, inquiring to them about a 
possible internship at the Brothers of Blood, I was testing out a new program and I wanted
them to be apart of it's first stages. It was then that we were assaulted by a gang of Bikers
who made an attempt on our lives, I believe they wanted my money? Or had some type of grudge
against me for my past Rock career? Regardless I defended both myself, and my dear friend,
and fled the scene for safety. "

 

With the end of that speech, there is audio of audience clapping but no visuals before the video is cut.

The video shows a crowd of paparazzi and people trying to get batimir’s attention as he leaves the HQ of the Brothers of Blood organization located in LA. He hushes them and chooses people that start to raise their hand.


R: Is it true that you support white supremacy?

B: This is not true. As stated in the press release. We all hurt and bleed the same, in fact, I was recently assaulted by someone that believes in white supremacy.

R: On the CCTV, We saw you were fighting with some red spiked gloves, what was that about?

B: was actually a cosplay movie prop that was made by one of our prop makers. I will be releasing a photo/video of how it works. It simply functions as a pair of spiked gloves. I brought it with me to show my dear friends.

R: Who was that lady in the CCTV? Was she a GF or any romantic interest to you?

B: She is no GF nor romantic partner of mine. She is more of a platonic friend that is great at her field in medicine. She was also one of the first for internships.

R: Will you be stopping your music career or will you be focusing more on your company?

B: I decided in my mid thirties, that I am way past my prime as a rockstar and musician. Now that I am at my age, I believe I should use my wealth to help with human conditions. I will not be stopping my music career but will be more of a side project. I will be focusing on more. 

B: I will not be answering any more questions as I must leave now.

Upon the sentence being said, the crowd gets rowdy again as Batimir proceeds to enter the car and leave.

Posted by Iamangelofwar, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Full Interview with Boise’s Superman, Leaked

(The following is a video taken on the camera of a smartphone outside of Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. The video shows Mark Colins, in an interview with a reporter.)

R: "Will you protect people from other monsters Mark?!"

M: "I just want to do good, wherever I am. If there was a monster wrecking havok, putting people in danger like that kraken was, I'll do my best to rectify the situation and bring justice." He thumbs up to the reporter's camera.

M: "I'm *not* here to replace the police or the military- Only to help when and where I can. Just one hero of many." He smiles at the camera again, leaning in and down to let a kid next to him get a selfie.

R: "Will you work with the police or military? Or will you work alone?"

M: He thinks a moment, scratching his chin. "I'm not against the idea of working with people who need my help, and I intend to help them as much as I would anyone else- but I do not intent to be fighting for the loyalties of any specific organizations or colors on a geographic map, any more than I'd be willing to be hired as a bodyguard- I'm simply hoping to help people who need help- whatever the case may be."

R: "Do you have an friends you work with?"

M: He looks at the camera seriously a moment. "Not yet, but I'm not against the idea. I won't be doing interviews or anything, but- I'll have my eye out for others who want to make a difference. As far as current associates, not really."

R: "Did Bu Fang help you in defeating the kraken?"

M: "Certainly! He kept us all well-nourished with his hasselback taro roots and provided ample emotional support. He's a good man. Impressed me with what he could do with a dug up root and handful of edible grass." He smiles.

R: "Can you confirm or deny the rumor that he has supernatural abilities?"

M: "He's fast-handed for sure, and cooks like a machine- but what is 'supernatural' really? My doc says I'm a man with a disease. He's a Van Gogh  of cooking, for sure."

R: "What disease did your doctor say you had." The reporters voice sounds worried for Mark.

M: "A new form of gigantism, basically. At the very least, I intend to make the best of a bad situation."

*The crowd audibly swoons over the dramatic reveal, along with the cameraperson with the phone.*

R: "Are you going to be okay Mark? Do you know if it has any complications?"

M: "Not yet. I just take things day by day, like everyone else."

R: "Do you have anything you want to say to the other people out there who struggle with disease?"

M: "Follow your own path, and be mindful of your own capabilities and limits. Just because your sick, is no reason to let yourself be written off. No good deed is less or greater than any other, as long as you do your best. we can *all* make a difference in our own way. Everyone's got villians they have to face, even if they're not as cool or flashy as mine."

*The interview finishes and the reporter's camera shuts off, but the leaked video goes on to show Mark pulling the reporter to the side, and exchanging contact information as Colins mutters about a "bat signal" before it cuts off.*

Posted by Strazhari, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Prison Riot in Kosovo ended by one man!

Radio Free Europe Reporting

 

A prison riot outside of Kosovo was ended by one Agent Dallas Smith, a Federal Agent working as an attache to the CIA - while details are thin, we know that Agent Smith managed to negotiate a peaceful end after a four day siege. While Agent Smith has not yet become available for comment, we at Radio Free Europe would like to commend him on a job well done!

Posted by T3K, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Breaking News! Strange Secret Basement found in old lady's home in Phoenix, Arizona!

In the city of Phoenix, Arizona, an old lady that goes by the name of Jasmine Miller was discovered harboring a secret basement beneath her wine cellar. She is the former Co-Creator of JJ & Co., a local wine company that was purchased thirteen years ago by an unknown buyer. Various strange materials and ingredients were found in this basement, including many eyes, scales, preserved hands, and other unidentifiable substances and objects. The room itself was also protected by an unidentified incapacitating agent that would activate via tripwire. An investigation of the house itself reveals that she has already fled, not having appeared at her house in the past two days. Her current location is unknown and she is expected to be very dangerous. Citizens are advised to operate under the assumption that Miller is a threat to safety. There is also someone who went missing whom we believe to be related to this incident. If you find any information on a man of Cambodian descent with straight black hair, glasses, a green coat, black outfit, dress shoes, and height of 5'9, please report this information immediately to the police. 

Posted by Serpentail, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Folk Superhero Mark Collins Has a Rare Disease.

In a suprising public statement just yesterday folk superhero Mark Collings revealed to the world that he suffers from a as of before undisovered disease. The announcement came as Mark was released from his stay at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital. He revealed the information to a group of his fans who had gathered outside to wish him well. The disease seems to be a new form of gigantism. It is unknown as of right now if the disease will have any kind of complication on Mark's health.

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Posted by therustyy257, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

850 NEWS LIVE from the city of Pensacola, Forida.

--850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS--

 

A young woman in a slick grey suit stands in front of the camera, her expression is a mix of concern and pity, she appears to be standing in a weather broadcast room though at her back is a gruesome sight – a seemingly disabled man in a wheelchair, his legs covered by a thick wool blanked which is stained in a dark red substance, an enormous gash open in his chest – four deep, fresh and still bleeding gashes spanning from the man’s collarbone to his lower ribcage, the wound is not unlike something one would sustain from surviving a bear mauling. 

By his side an athletic twenty something kid in a dark red bomber jacket. 

The woman speaks, her voice soft, calm, collected 
 

"850 NEWS, Alice Williams - In studio with us today are two witnesses alleged abuse, violation of human rights and illegal cartel dealings, talking about their harrowing experiences - they are wounded bleeding but unbroken, here to share with us for the first time on 850 NEWS 

 

The woman backs away from the camera, approaching the man in the wheelchair and extends the microphone towards him without another word 

Despite the man being severely injured and obviously exhausted he speaks firmly, with all the conviction of an experienced orator, each word appearing heartfelt and genuine.

The speech is about Caucasian male in their sixties with white hair and a beard who allegedly goes by “Jules” and the people under their command, some reportedly willing and others forced into servitude under duress. 

Jules” is said to have dragged the speaker and countless others into this reality from a parallel one against their will, the speaker is said to have been kept in a “cage” like a wild animal to guard a “hoard of treasure” for two months before making his daring escape from the mansion at Devil’s Point – a location where “Jules” commits art fraud and coerces other "monsters" into working with them all with the backing of multiple criminal organization all of which they are allegedly double crossing. 

Jules” is said to be a supernatural being able to alter their appearance at will, choosing at one point to appear as a woman for an extended period of time. 

The reporter shifts her attention to the younger man present in the studio 


 
Would you like to share your side of the story or perhaps affirm any of the points that have been made thus far? 


 
The young man steps up to the microphone, rolling his shoulders before speaking – his voice deep, his conduct slightly nervous be it out of fear, excitement or something else entirely is impossible to say. 
 


Yeah uh, this guy tried assaulting me and some of my friends, he had his gang of two goons together with him, they put their hands on us and we had to defend ourselves, it was scary man, I have a picture as proof. 

 

The young man is ushered towards the camera where he produces a picture matching the description of “Jules” from earlier with a young, short woman standing by his side, seemingly exchanging words. 

The interviewer shifts her attention back to the man in the wheelchair who proceeds to give the descriptions of two more individuals, the first one matches the woman from the picture 

She is said to be an android who goes by Mary Alice and is said to possess supernatural healing abilities, able to cure the most severe of wounds and ailments with a mere touch, though Jules is allegedly keeping her “all to himself” 

The speaker also describes a middle-aged Asian male who goes by “Bu Fang” and is alleged to be able to create exquisite magically imbued dishes. 

The man finishes his thought, takes a beat to breathe in then continues in a solemn tone 

 

 
As a warning to anyone else who might not be what they appear, Jules changes people, breaks them and makes them into monsters, he enslaves us, treats us like animals - he did this to me"  

 

 

The speaker breaths out once again, yanking his wool blanket away to reveal a snake tail starting at his hips and snaking all the way up wrapping around his own torso. 

The tail uncoils and gently lowers itself onto the ground, it’s tip swaying passivley like that of a rattlesnake.
The young man recoils back shuffling out of the view of the camera, followed by a surprised shout" 
 


WOAH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE” 

 

The reporter looks momentarily stunned, almost at a loss for words when the thing in the wheelchair continues. 
 

 

 "I would like to end my statement with this - Monsters lives matter just like any other type of human - we're still human on the inside, i just hope that this world can understand that a monster is only a monster if they act like one, and some of us just wanna be safe so uh you know, monsters lives matter, right Kyle?"  
 


The speaker looks away from the camera for the first time, looking somewhere behind it.
From behind the camera, slightly off to the right a voice resounds, apprehensive, and muffled . 
 


"Uh yeah sure dude" 
 


 The speaker smiles warmly.

 

"Thanks Kyle"  
 

--850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS-850-NEWS--

Posted by GreenAppll, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Tech start up bought and jump started!

A new tech start up! 


Perhaps the newest and upcoming F.A.A.N.G!
The latest development in robotic techs!
Omni-Source Corporation
The factory that was shut down 2 months ago has started back up
The data that was once missing was recovered and allowed for the factory to start back up.

They are now accepting orders for robot assistant!
Brilliant A.I.
New Tech
More to come!

Posted by therustyy257, 4 months ago. Permalink

https://www.reptilianthreatnow.org

 

THE REPTILOIDS ARE HERE!

The site presents a dark red heading on a solid black background, a single audio file is attached followed shortly below by a video file.

 

 

FOR YEARS NOW I HAVE PREACHED! I'D SCREAM MYSELF HOARSE FOR YOUR SAKE, ALL OF YOUR SAKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

 

The voice is that of an older man, hoarse and gravely, clearly unhinged though he speaks with the fiery reverence of a pastor preaching to their flock.

 

"They walk among us brothers and sisters, disguised as normal everyday people! Firefighters, police officers, private eyes..."

 

The man lingers on the last part, practically hissing it out not unlike a reptile himself.

 

"...anyone one of the people you know and cherish might just be a cold blooded freak, harboring countless scales under their fleshy exterior, and they dream of getting you the second you give them a chance, the second you blink or drop your guard, stay vigilant humanity, stay ready!"

But nobody believed me, NOBODY LISTENED, "Oh poor ol' Pete, he's harmless just not all there, don't mind him" THEY WOULD REPEAT AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF... MANTRA, THEY WOULD REPEAT IT WITH RELIGIOUS DOGMATISM OVER AND OVER EVERY TIME THEY PASSED BY ME TRYING TO SPREAD TRUTH TO YOU SHEEP!

WELL I KNOW WHY NOW, I WAS ALWAYS RIGHT, THOSE SLIMY LIZARD BRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS THOUGHT THEY COULD BREAK ME, MAKE ME DOUBT MYSELF, WHITTLE ME DOWN WITH THEIR UNENDING MOCKERY, BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

 

...not all there... not all there... not all there...

 

The man mutters under his breath, repeating it over and over again sounding almost hurt.

 

BUT GUESS WHO'S NOT ALL THERE NOW YOU SCALY FUCKS?! I HAVE PROOF RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE I HAVE IT MY HANDS AND I WILL EXPOSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, THE WORLD WILL KNOW, ANYONE WHO'S WILLING TO OPEN THEIR EYES AND JUST LOOK WILL SEE THE TRUTH AS I DELIVER IT TO THEM!

 

His tone suddenly turns warm and remorseful.

 

But for those who don't... oh you poor sods i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry sorry... it might just be too late to save you... the brain wave redactors have gotten to you, melted your gray matter while you slept yes they did... you didn't heed old Pete when he told you that tin foil blocks their primitive tech, but you laughed at him and pointed fingers, mocked him yes you did... But I forgive you for I love you, may god have mercy on your souls.

 

 

The low quality video below depicts a chaotic scene unraveling in what looks to be a bar of some kind, the cameraman's hands are shaking violently as he gibbers something incomprehensive from behind the camera in an equally terrified and excited tone, this appears to be the same man from the audio file above.

The video appears to be shot from the corner of the room, encompassing the entirety of the scene with ease due to the cameraman's placement

An altercation appears to be taking place by the entrance, a mousy and lanky man wearing a black jacket is backpedaling towards the exit, very apparently ready to draw his sidearm whilst locked in what appears to be a verbal confrontation with a one armed man in a trench coat, all the while the bartender shoulders a double barrel shotgun, confusedly looking between the two.

As the three exchange words the situation seems to be slowly deescalating though the exact nature of what's being said is largely unintelligible due to a horrendous racket - the sounds of someone obnoxiously revving a vehicle of some kind just outside while "Proud to be an American" plays, loud enough to vibrate the windows of the bar, accompanied by less than pleasant off pitch yelling of the lyrics.

As the man in the black jacket nears the exit another aggressor enters the scene, a large tattooed dark skinned man easily recognizable as Icarus Lockheart, a famous actor.

Icarus places the retreating man in a choke hold without any visible physical provocation from the side of the latter, followed by a subdued gunshot and a muzzle flash right by the man's ear.

The man in the black jacket proceeds to slip out of Icaruse's grip and drawing his sidearm at lightning speed places it up against his assailant's gut and lets off four muffled shots, followed by a spray of blood across the room.

Chaos and pandemonium erutps shortly after, people start screaming and flipping over tables, some drawing sidearms of their own.

Before the man in the black jacket can do anything else the one armed man wearing a trench coat dashes past him towards the exit, though as he pushes past his eyes flash briefly and an arch of lightning shoots out of his forehead, frying the man in the black coat, locking his muscles and sending him clattering to the ground as he convulses.

Another man wearing a Kevlar vest enters the scene yelling about needing to help the poor sod on the ground and drags the paralyzed man away.

The cameraman continues filming, and just before the group makes their exit the trench coat man shoots the camera one hard gaze before disappearing outside.

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 4 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Mark Collins Seriously Injured Rescuing Island from Kraken!

Mark Collins, recently-confirmed superhuman who has been missing for the past 5 months, has been found on an isolated, previously-undiscovered island off the pacific coast. He, along with 163 islanders and chinese chef Bu Fang, have been rescued from the island.

The islanders credit Mark Collins and Bu Fang with rescuing them from a monstrous "kraken" that had been holding the island hostage for some time. During the fight, Mark Collins allegedly wielded a giant metal fishook that he had created from an ancient shipwreck. Also, according to eyewitnesses, Bu Fang demonstrated superhuman abilities, although he denies these claims. 

"The islanders must be confused," says Bu. "I just threw a flare into the water. Mark did everything. I just watched." 

Due to the lack of video cameras, none of these claims can be truly confirmed. However, eyewitness accounts all agree that Mark demonstrated superhuman strength in destroying the monster. Pieces of a large, unidentified squid-like creature were recorvered near the island. 

Boise's Superman Mark Collins is recovering in a hospital in Dallas, Texas. Meanwhile, media around the world has picked up this story, and a hoard of people are gathering outside the hospital for a chance to meet a real-life superhero. 

 

After becoming a media sensation for rescuing a bachlorette party from certain death by dragging their limo away from a ledge, Mark Collins completely disappeared. About half of media-aware humans have now heard of Mark Collins and many know his face. 

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 4 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Mark Collins: Boise's Very own Superman?

At least seven seperate videos of Boise Idaho construction worker Mark Collins have been going viral on social media. These videos-- which were posted to CryptoLeak-- show Mark Collins rescuing a bachlorette party from certain death by dragging their limousine away from a cliff. 

Given the number of eye witnesses, various camera angles, and paper trail evidence, Scientists, debunkers, and the general public generally agree that this is a confirmed Illumination: Mark Collins possesses superhuman strength. 

Immediately after the event, Mark Collins disappeared and has not been seen since. He has stopped showing up for work and paying rent, and there have been no credible, confirmed sightings of him since (though many unconfirmed sightings have been made). And of course a government investigation, as well as many private investigations, have been launched to locate Mark, as well as to explain his incredible powers. 

T-shirts and merchandise for "Boise's Superman," Mark Collins have been selling like hotcakes, and Boise Mayor Linda Mackentire has proposed erecting a statue in his honor. "Mark Collins will always have a home in Boise," she recently said in a statement. 

Posted by blackrouge963, 4 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Don Thomas Ryder arrested for first degree murder

on the annual vaccation trip from Callifornia to Hawaii, Martha Stencil was murdered in cold blood by the Don of the Italian mafia Thomas Ryder and has been incarcerated and is waiting for his trial in Hawaii's max security prison

Posted by blackrouge963, 4 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Florida politician found dead

FLORIDA NEWS
Candidate for mayor John Steven was found dead having fallen from his 60 story building. Susspect of multiple accords of criminal activity that has yet to be proven, it's been assumed that an enraged individual had assassinated the candidate after crashing a stolen matress semi into the building and then driving off in said semi causing massive damage to the city in their escape. Eye witnesses of the semi escaping recal a rather hairy bald man driving in front seat, no known individuals have been found suspect of the murder and theft

Posted by Serpentail, 4 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Adolescent Sasquatch Steals ATV from Gas Station

A recent viral YouTube video shows a fuzzy humanoid creature jumping on a ATV parked at a gas station and driving off before the ATV's owner could stop them. The creature believed to be an adolescent sasquatch was about average height and covered in light brown hair. Why did this young big foot steal the vehicle and what could he possibly be planning with it?

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 4 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Archbishop Vasquez of San Francisco nominates Sister Mary Catherine to Sainthood

Flying in the face of tradition, Archibishop Vasquez has defied the typical five-year posthumous waiting period and nominated recently-deceased Sister Mary Catherine for sainthood. 

 

Sister Mary Catherine was recently found dead inside an abandoned pet store, her body partially consumed by what officials suspect were rabid animals. 

 

Archbishop Vasquez has posted several videos of Sister Mary Cathering performing healing miracles to CryptoLeak. In the videos, she can be seen experiencing stigmata and performing a laying of hands that is credited with curing chronic illnesses such as cancer. These cases were documented, and doctors have confirmed that their patients seem to have been cured, although no scientists witnessed these miracles. 

 

A massive populist following has formed for Sister Mary Catherine, especially in the Catholic communities worldwide. Her canonicalization seems very likely. 

Posted by Tranks_300, 4 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

https://twitter.com/FredtheFoodlover/status/43562543768456753

👨 Frederick Francis✔️ @FredtheFoodlover

           I was at this event, lucky I got out when I did. Food was good though, the fat head chef said made by some Boo Fellow(?)

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         Below is a retweet of CNN news, the video states "An attempted assassination on a genetically made 'super baby'
 The footage shows the Medical Science Award show where a baby was shot by a supernatural flare, the baby survived and was treated by medical troopers from the Syndicate of International Medical Practioners and Surgeons. The baby just barely survived but it's genetic abilities were lost.

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👤Pete @PeterPumpkinEater

Oh god, caring about rich people are we fred?

Posted by shotgunwizard22, 4 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Famous Actor Disappears

Famous Actor Micheal D'onovitchison, Star of the cult hit movie franchise Man Crunch, has gone missing after a visit to Brazil in preparation for what is reported to be a new installment in the beloved cult classic series. Last seen at the Cuiaba International Airport, D'onovitchison disappeared after climbing into a car with three unidentified individuals, which is believed to have been driven into the Amazon Rainforest. Police refuse to comment on whether the much loved Celebrity's disappearance is related to a string of missing individuals in the area, though the authorities have reassured the public that everything possible is being done to find the Actor and bring him home.

Posted by Redchigh, 5 months, 4 weeks ago. Permalink

Breaking News at the Tuscaloosa County Courthouse


    James Barton, 36, has been arrested, charged with multiple counts of murder, mutilation of a corpse, burglary, and trespassing, after a citizen's arrest and his trial is underway. His family has detained Alan Dershowitz as counsel. Dershowitz is known for taking on high-profile and often unpopular cases and clients, and has won 19 of the 21 murder and attempted murder cases he has taken on as a criminal appellate lawyer.


    Police believe Barton picked victims at random, waiting till an opportune moment to approach and murder the victims scattered around the state. Victims have been identified as Micheal Stepinac (33, Woodstock) Hailey Jeffries (22, Tuscaloosa), Derek Smythe (48, Hitop) , Aaron Abbot (29, Birmingham), Elizabeth Evans (19, Anniston), Grace Marie Elois (27, Huntsville), Marie Sheilhamer, (16, Mobile) and Edward Pyle (71, Northport)


    The defense seems two-fold, focusing on James Barton's rapidly deteriorating  mental state from a head injury during a violent mugging 3 years ago, and sowing doubt on credibility of evidence submitted by casting doubt on the citizens performing said arrest- enhanced greatly when Barton's foreman and other witnesses of the arrestat JD Lumber  testified the arresting citizens used multiple Unnatural Abilities during the apprehension.
We go now to our reporter at the courthouse, where the police and counsel are about to hold a press release.

 


(Camera shows a crowd of people at the courthouse- a small podium surrounded with mics, and a crowd of reporters. Further back, police hold back the public- some of which hold signs that say "FREE JAMES" and "CLEANSE ALABAMA OF WITCHCRAFT" and "UNNATURAL OPPRESSES THE NATURAL", and there is also a counter protest, an unidentified organization in camo and masks, seemingly in favor of the citizens arrest.)

 

A suited representative of the ABI steps up to the mic,"Let me take this moment to thank our officers, citizens, and Dr Keller at the medical examiners office for their faith and determination in helping solve this case. This isn't likely to be a quick trial, though we are faithful justice will be delivered swiftly. Due to the excessive brutality of this case, the DA's office is seeking 9 consecutive life sentences. Thanks to the quick work of our staffed psychologist, Barton has calmed down a bit and seems cooperative thanks to medication- we were able to remove his muzzle in order to let him testify in his own behalf."


A reporter yells out "What do you know about that name 'Azaghel' he was screaming about the first day?" 


"We have no reason to believe 'Azaghel' is a genuine threat at this time. Morton was likely just a very sick man, but justice must be served. Any other questions?"


    Over the yelling reporters, 4 gunshots ring out from the direction of the courthouse.and the crowd immediately reacts, most running away but a few running towards it with cameras. The camera view slumps to the ground as the cameraman flees, and the live feed is cut, now showing the studio again, the news announcer's shocked faces."We seem to be having an actively developing situation." the woman says, a visible look of shock on her face.


She holds her earpiece in her ear, clearly listening before saying, stunned-"James Barton has been shot in the courthouse in cold blood. The killer was cooperative, immediately dropping his weapon. It seems he grabbed the bailiff's gun, and fired off four shots, all four hitting Barton- 3 in the torso and one in the head. I repeat, James Barton is dead." She grows silent, listening, before adding: "The shooter self-identified as Hank Jeffries on the scene. Witnesses claim he proudly announced 'This is for Hailey, you sick f'(a beeping censor cuts off the end of the word) as he pulled the trigger four times,followed by immediately dropping his weapon and putting his hands behind his head."She looks at her cards, before smiling cheerfully. "Thats all the time we have for today, Tune in at 9 for more updates on this developing story."

Posted by Strazhari, 6 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

FANNING COMMUNITY MIDDLE SCHOOL BURNS TO THE GROUND DURING RIOT

This story is evolving!

Posted by therustyy257, 7 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

r/hottakes

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       Anyone know her plug? I want what she's having KekW

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Attached is a link to a video titled "Why all of you bitches are inferior!!!" posted on a YouTube channel titled "Momma motherfucking Ettu"

The video itself depicts an elderly woman of around eighty years of age that refers to herself as "Momma Ettu", she's wearing a tin foil hat and a skin tight latex suit, her hair is messy and grey, her eyes bloodshot as she yells at the camera, spittle flying from her lips, coating the lens about halfway through the video.

She goes on a long-winded rant spanning around an hour, touching upon a variety of sensitive topics, her rhetoric includes rampant racism, sexism, antisemitism, homophobia and transphobia.

She finishes the video of by advocating for violence against marginalized groups and minorities, calling all like-minded fellow Americans to take up arms and -

"Cleanse mother earth of the blight and filth staining her beautiful face"

 

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     HatessTenessee - 2 hours ago

  lmao just saw a clip of this shit on the local news, bitch is completely off the rails I love it

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 │      ConfusedRa - 2 hours ago

 │   │  Can't wait for the body cam footage to drop when the pigs raid her house and riddle her with holes for "resisting arrest" kekekeke

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The threads continue with countless other users expressing their disdain for "Momma Ettu" and her antics, while others support her actions, be it in jest or otherwise.

Users also begin to share short clips of their local radio stations gossiping about the outrageous videos that so quickly gained traction online, gathering countless clicks views and shares.

Posted by BobDylan530, 8 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Manhunt Continues for Conner Inkz; Artist Suspected In Brutal Killings, Kidnappings, and Arson

A nationwide manhunt is underway for the famous tattoo artist Conner Inkz, according to the FBI, as well as for Lily Foreman, his girlfriend and known accomplice.

Mr. Inkz is the primary suspect in a series of brutal killings which occured in Burley, Idaho just last week, as well as in the kidnapping of two girls who lived there.  According to the Burley Police Department, Mr. Inkz is responsible for inciting a riot during which he killed several people including three police officers, and set the county courthouse ablaze.  He later killed a police officer and two prison guards while escaping custody.

"His guilt is clear," said police spokesperson Dana Moorehouse during a press conference shortly after the killings. "There are multiple witnesses to the riot and footage of the prison break.  We are confident in a conviction if we are able to ascertain his location."

Police refused to release the video evidence, but anonymous hackers had posted it publicly on YouTube, and though it was eventually taken down, by then it had been copied and widely circulated.  The footage shows Mr. Inkz and Ms. Foreman being escorted into a cell block before turning the tables on the guard and officer, brutally beating them to death.

"It is unclear what involvement Ms. Foreman had in the riot incidents, but she is plainly responsible for the death of the prison guard, and is known to be romantically involved with Mr. Inkz as well." said Morehouse. "They are both known to be incredibly dangerous individuals, and should not be approached by civilians."

The FBI got involved on Friday, placing Inkz and Foreman on their well-known list of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives, and setting up a special hotline for tips.  They have promised a $50,000 reward for any information which leads to the arrest of Mr. Inkz.

According to FBI spokesperson Linsday Gold, "If you see something, say something.  Mr. Inkz and Ms. Foreman are highly dangerous and on the run, and it is imperative that we are able to catch up to them.  Do not hesitate to contact local law enforcement as well as reach out to our tip line as soon as possible if you have any indication of their whereabouts."

Local police have also circulated descriptions of the two missing women, Abby Hobbes and Dorothy Childs. "We believe that the two women are victims of kidnapping and are likely to be in the custody of Mr. Inkz at this time."  Moorehouse said that they were last seen being carried away from the riot by Inkz, and have not been seen or heard from since.

Posted by loroman1211, 9 months, 1 week ago. Permalink

Attack at Omnitech!

In a rare move the excutives were found to be up to no good again. With the companys lavish Christmas party up ahead it was found that the CEO and excutives were part of some strange and odd death cult. After an array of a scene there was some vigilatees trying to take advantage of the lack security. The police have taken several bodies of peopel in robes trying some bizzare ritual. The CEO was found choked to death. More details to come...

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 9 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Emperor Norton II Delivers Glowing Boba Endorsement

"Emperor" Norton II drew a crowd outside of  San Francisco boba tea shop Bobasaurus tonight. His speech is partially recorded and has been widely shared.

 

A cell phone video of a man in flamboyant imperial attire addresses a crowd outside of Bobasaurus:

"So do we declare that in perpetuity that this Boba Cafe is, as of today, the true & recognized Imperial Boba Cafe of the City of San Francisco. To the seventh generation, so to that this Boba Cafe will pass to it's relatives until that glorious day, serving all the citizens of the City & the Imperial States of the Union..."

 

Bobasaurus itself is enjoying a healthy boom in business, though its signature tapioca pearls have run out for the time being.

 

In other news, San Franciscans are shocked by footage of a high speed chase through Russian Hill last night...

Posted by Rainbowdragon1357, 10 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

OOC Announcement

Hello residents of Illumination, this is just an OOC announcement to adress a few points concerning the illumination that I dont think have been getting across through the fault of the people managing the cell.
      First of all although supernatural happenings occur in the illumination the general public still is adjusting to it, witches are not just hanging out in bars and werewolves aren't driving cabs about in London. Therefore it is reasonable to assume most first time contractors may be taken aback by supernatural, and most NPC's likely should be as well.
      Second thing I would like to go over is some of the major influentail effects the Nagasaki event had over the world just to get things clear. Main point being the massive movement of xenophobic and anti-supernatural behavior the world is engaging in. The majority of the human population have negative attitude towards supernatural and generally will stay away and potentially show violence towards obviously supernatural contrators and the likes. One of the collosal results of this which should always be roleplayed in when it comes up is the outlawing of supernatural beings and objects within the country of Japan, the people of Japan didnt respond to kindly to the cultish massacre and the use of "magic" was outlawed
      Thanks for the understanding and Apologies things got a little confusing, I hope this clears up some of the main problems and idea that needed to be communicated.

Posted by jwesley123, 1 year ago. Permalink

Horrific Pirate Attack near Puerto Rico

On a remote island near Puerto Rico new has struck the world of a horrific action. American turned Somali Pirate Eden Davis Facebook  Lived a horrific massacre of an Entire Island. Dozens of pirates apparently descended upon the island looking for two individuals one who eden claims is his twin another he very clearly names as Damien Lee and even provides Damiens Cell phone number. The group has sworn to continue to assault local areas until these two are delivered to him. Local law enforcement went out to the boat to attempt to negotiate with the pirates however now it is reported that they are also calling for the arrest and extradition of Edens twin and this Damien Lee. If you have any information there is a 5 million dollar reward for any information that directly leads to the arrest of these two individuals by the local government.

Posted by Rainbowdragon1357, 1 year ago. Permalink

Nagasaki Massacare!

Yesterday At around midnight the City of Nagasaki was awoken to quite the scare. An enormous number of people, estimated at around 30k-40k began massacring the city, using lethel force such as firearms where they could be found, but also improvised weapons senselessly killing residents of the city. People would also be ceromoniously burned while the killers chanted about a being known as Adora. Experts have deemed the killers as a fanatical religeous group or "Cult" and the event a mass sacrifice to their assumed diety Adora. The massacre claimed around 350k lives. U.S. Forces in military bases around Nagasaki mobilized as the event began but simply couldnt respond to the efficiency and brutality of the group who dispersed very quickly before the military could effectivly respond. Many Xenophobic and anti-occult Rallys and protests around the world in response to the event putting pressure on governments around the world to clamp down on supernatural activity related to the illumination. 

(On an OOC note please diregard the last posted Nagasaki event)

Posted by GreenAppll, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Circus leader Assassinated and many killed.

Reportedly, Jumper, a world famous hitman was seen leaving from a circus with the death of 38 people and the circus leader. 
We have the side profile of these 2 personell and will be considered wanted as we believe them to be related to the cult that killed in nagasaki (Dr. Conrad Blackwell and Maria Brooks)

These 3 will be wanted Dead or alive. 

Posted by Merfian, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Gang Members get in Shootout with Firefighters

The White Scarf's hideout, an apartment building in the middle of San Jose, was set on fire by a currently unfound arsonist, right next to an investigation for a hit and run. When Firefighters arrived at the scene, the gang opened fire on the firefighters and the cops. All of the gang members burned in the building, 5 police officers and 3 fire fighters died as a result of the shootout.

This lead police to connect the Hit and Run and Arson with the alarm at Platinum Bank next door, where it was revealed to the public that former CEO Rupert Carlson had a secret room with an exit leading to the sewers, and lead straight into the vault. The secret room had some form of item, but whatever it was, it was stolen in the chaos. Two cops witnessed a man running from the scene, but they said that the man tripped then exploded. Examination of the body shows that the man had attached C4 to his chest, and immediately exploded when he inadvertently turned it on. Nobody knows the man's motivations, or what he stole, but we will never find out.

Posted by Rainbowdragon1357, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Ultor Co. CEO and chairmen Exposed!

CEO Rupert Carlson and many Chairmen of the manufacturing and distribution company Ultor Co. have been exposed by an anonymous vigilante Hacker finding evidence of Money laundering, illegal drug trade, assasination, Human trafficking (the list goes on to describe several other illegal activities) through the company, the individuals in question are being further investigated and detained while more evidence is compiled. A transfer of power being handed down to a bridget jones who promises a better and redeemed future for the company. Investigations to find the vigilante who brought this information to light are in progress as well, dirty money accounts and various systems within the company were broken into and information on the hacker Is appreciated.

Posted by therustyy257, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

The Blackwater massacre.

This is L0B0, and welcome to Glepnir Broken

 

Today's flavor of doxx is the identities of The Scarlet Claws, a mercenary group that is armed to hell and back, Ultor. Co, a corrupt company that hired them to kill union members of a small town "Blackwater" in Texas for profit, and William Murdoch, a Drug Addicted Madman with superhuman capabilities who shot up the town in a drug induced rage.

 

Included with the post is evidence exposing The Scarlet Claws including their buisness transactions with Ultor.Co and the names of high brass member of the company who were complicit in the deal, as well as all information on William Murdoch including his social media posts, voice and video recordings of his rampage throughout the town that depicts him firing multiple magazines worth of ammunition down upon the union and the mercenaries alike from a vantage point on a roof of a residential building, taking all of them down in a bloody display of savagery and carnage, furthermore there are pictures of the armored vehicle and the variety of weapons he owns.

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Suspected Plane Hijacker Killed in Court

This is a CNN special report. 

Earlier today, suspected plane hijacker Amaryllis (Amy) Fleischer attempted to escape during a court hearing. She was shot and pronounced dead on scene. Be warned: the following video contains graphic content. 

The video shows Amy in some sort of courtroom, dressed in orange, eyeliner streaked from crying. The Judge bangs her gravel, and a pair of corrections officers come to take her away. Just as they grab a hold of her, a spike of blood shoots from Amy's wrist through an officer's chest. First one, then the other. Someone screams. Amy sends a third spike through the handcuffs securing her hands and feet, then makes a break for it. She makes it halfway to the door before a rattling of gunfire rings out and she collapses. Several officers surround her prone body, pointing guns. A pool of blood forms underneath her, quickly growing and flowing down the aisle.

A harrowing closure to the terrifying ordeal of the passengers aboard hijacked flight UA1670.

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

Plane Hijacked

Earlier today, flight UA1670 was hijacked by a black-haired witch. Viral footage shows suspect Amaryllis Fleischer using some sort of blood magic weapon to injure an Air Marshal and assault a good Samaritan monster hunter. The monster hunter died at the scene and was the only fatality of the incident. All other passengers are now recovered and free.

 

Eyewitness reports indicate that that she was attempting to protect a monstrous dog. No such dog appears in the footage. However, many individuals are seen interacting with and reacting to the “dog,” leading experts to believe that it was either an illusion or simply does not appear in recorded footage as a result of its supernatural origin. 

 

The suspected hijackers: Amy Fleischer and a man known only as “Walter” were arrested when the plane landed and are currently being held in a Honolulu prison.

 

Double Trouble: Passengers of Hijacked Plane Duplicates?

Reports are emerging that all passengers of the hijacked plane are already people that exist. The "original" passengers are all safe at their homes and had all considered going to Hawaii but made other plans for one reason or another. None of the duplicates are being held or charged with any crime. 

 

"It's really weird to meet yourself," says Sally Emerson, a passnger. "We're trying to figure out where to go from here." 

 

No one is sure why or how this has happened, but considering the recent crashed plane, it appears something very strange is going on with flight UA1670. United Airlines has stated that they are cancelling the route out of an excess of caution. 

Posted by Rainbowdragon1357, 1 year, 1 month ago. Permalink

The Loch Ness Monster Captured!

Breaking News: Loch Ness Monster Captured and Contained


On August 15 a Pliosaur or better known the Loch Ness monster was captured by a local Group of Scottish scientists after using sonar technology to track down and then contain it in a smaller more manageable enclosure. The Creature Clocked in at around 20 meters and 103,700 pounds, extremely large compared to its prehistoric ancestors.

At the current moment it is unknown how the Dinosaur survived to the current day or if there are more. Confirmation on Disappearances of people due to the Dinosaur have been found after an endoscopy on its digestive tract, discovering human remains, as well as much local aquatic life found in Loch Ness although few and erratic still occuring at least annually, mainly during the winter when food is assumedly lacking

The Head researcher, Travis Thomson, recently sold the Dinosaur to the Georgia aquarium in the US ,where they plan on creating an exhibit for it, to continue the funding of research of this prehistoric creature, and where it came from hoping to uncover the mysteries from the depths.

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 1 year, 3 months ago. Permalink

BREAKING: Doubts raised over the fate of those in the Hawaii crash

This is a KITV breaking report.  PLEASE DISREGARD EARLIER REPORTS OF DOWNED AIRPLANE. 

 

Earlier today, a KITV report aired announcing the crash of United airlines flight UA1670. However, KITV never issued this report, and the author named in the byline has confirmed that they did not write it. 

 

That said, our on-the-scene reporters have confirmed the appearance of a crashed plane consistent on the northern coast of Oahu that appears consistent with the original report. The carnage of the wreckage indicates that several hundred passengers did indeed perish in the crash. However, many of those named in the original report have reached out to KITV to confirm that they are not, in fact, dead. United Airlines has issued a statement asserting that all of their flights are present and accounted for. 

 

The orgin of the erroneous news report, the airplane, and the unfortunate passengers aboard remains a mystery.

 

Before the United States government secured the scene of the crash, a first responder claims he was able to personally identify at least one of the bodies in the wreckage. "It was my sister, Emily! She's family, dammit. I'd recognize her face anywhere. It was her. But Emily is still alive. As soon as she saw the report, she called me, and we're together now. I don't know what happened. . . I'm still in shock. None of this feels real to me." 

 

The US Government is reaching out to those reported killed and scheduling interviews for more information. If you or a loved one was named in the original report, please call the number on your screen. 

Posted by ShadyTradesman, 1 year, 3 months ago. Permalink

United Airlines flight crashes in Hawaii. All passengers killed.

This is a KITV breaking report. 

 

We have just received reports that United Airlines flight UA1670 from San Francisco has crashed in Ahupuaʻa ʻO Kahana State Park Oahu, Hawaii. At this time, the cause of the crash is unknown. First responders have confirmed our worst fears: none of the 325 passengers aboard survived. 

 

Listed below are the names of all the passengers who bought a ticket for this flight. KITV offers our deepest condolences to their friends and families: 

 

Mikaela Ritter

Naomi Montes

Thomas Wiley

Caitlyn Levine

Jalen Daniels

Haven Mclean

Alma House

Francis Hodges

Ernest Berry

Gina Wilkinson

Cloe Mckee

Kaiden Riley

Arianna Zhang

Megan Beasley

Ruth Haas

Phoenix Alvarez

Inspector Gadget

Enrique Davenport

Johanna Wall

Ezequiel Petty

Lillie Blanchard

Freddy Osborn

Gabrielle Brady

Alayna Yates

Jaylin Jimenez

Caleb Leach

Kolton Jordan

Liliana Mclaughlin

Keagan Simon

Dillon Mullen

Anaya Barton

Nathan Wells

Dario Roberts

Kaleigh Gilbert

Mira Huber

Braiden Brooks

Gregory Lucero

Sam Deleon

Donald Walton

Lindsay Garner

Sadie Conrad

Connor Byrd

Max French

Jocelyn Beck

Dorian Bartlett

Jarrett Morse

Priscilla Friedman

Lea Vazquez

Amy Weiss

Josh Wallace

Nasir Campos

Lamar Washington

Zane Walsh

Eli Gutierrez

Harper Moore

Anabelle Frost

Carley Jackson

Kaydence Casey

Bruno Nixon

Leonard Shaffer

Ryker Hobbs

Scarlett Hatfield

Adrien Compton

Naima Chavez

Kristian Mcintosh

Sidney Skinner

Adeline Jones

Abagail Curtis

Charity Meza

Tyshawn Morrow

Hana Molina

Hailee Hayden

Charlie Rodgers

Keagan Howell

Nathan Bridges

Seth Horn

Addison Pugh

Mira Barrera

Mia Hensley

Ansley Berry

Phillip Wise

Lucas Weber

Alondra David

Hana Castaneda

Ellis Ferrell

Claire Rodgers

Cedric Montoya

Ralph Kerr

Cadence Hardy

Victor Adams

Abigayle Becker

Eleanor Michael

Kimmy Viable

Payten Simmons

Zaiden Everett

Jeremy Blackburn

Benjamin Pope

Shayla Steele

Jasiah Howell

Cassandra Richards

Josue Valdez

Kaiya Olsen

Harper Keith

Octavio Warner

Mia Coffey

Tiffany Gallagher

Aspen Brooks

Alexander Gallegos

Jamal Perry

Karissa Sutton

Keira Chang

Karissa Shah

Zain Vaughan

Hillary Lindsey

Drake Whitaker

Braiden Hicks

Ignacio Noble

Danny Mcdaniel

Ronan Holt

Chris Charvis

Antoine Byrd

Frederick Doyle

Caylee Valenzuela

Joe Duarte

Jacob Frederick

Julianne Skinner

Bailey Chapman

Christopher Avila

Andrew Hogan

Emmy Brown

Clay Moses

Tatiana Stevenson

Isaiah Moon

Emily Barber

Giuliana Park

Donna Bautista

Jaylon Nielsen

Winston Mercado

Pranav Richard

Bryanna Noble

Aleah Hester

Sterling Olson

Katie Randolph

Maximus Morrison

Brodie Bryan

Evie Rios

Gavin Burke

Judah Kerr

Tommy Nelson

Charlize Becker

Kamron Chavez

Memphis Carroll

Yamilet Small

Zoey Summers

Marlie Sexton

Dominique Gentry

Kristin Humphrey

Larissa Davis

Maddison Berger

Karter Martinez

Olivia Preston

Yurem Horton

Cornelius Skinner

Devon Howe

Yadira Rowland

Ansley Lutz

Edwin Jenkins

Meadow Castaneda

Brenna Ochoa

Elvis Lee

Dereon Fuentes

Melanie Flynn

Camron Elliott

Jack Wright

Ibrahim Hancock

Jazmyn Weaver

Shania Vaughn

Deven Crane

Harley Graham

Braydon Robbins

Marshall Horton

Jaelyn Mccormick

Sarah Ray

Taylor Byrd

Lisa Morrow

Litzy Adkins

Kaelyn Welch

Sydney Ruiz

Averi Wilson

Amya Holland

Ben Travis

Zaid Newton

Kadyn Huffman

Emmalee Gutierrez

Kaelyn Wolfe

Giselle Byrd

Alexzander Graham

Micheal Hudson

Macie Huerta

Lucian Sheppard

Kayla Holloway

Jaydon Pace

Alondra Hensley

Pierce Shields

Valery Coffey

Irene Kaufman

Dangelo Cline

Thaddeus Humphrey

Virginia Huynh

Ruby Jones

Kyan Salazar

Cory Mccormick

Conrad Gross

Cale Bowman

Adison Ross

Dominik Stark

Jaylynn Torres

Jillian Hayden

Rishi Nguyen

Zackery Alexander

Amiya Howell

Kianna Griffin

Quinten Robertson

Carolina Knight

Jacquelyn Cherry

Trent Christian

Yazmin Villanueva

Kymani Fox

Luca Lee

Mathew Beck

Jenny Rivas

Braylon Rhodes

Taylor Dean

Everett Burton

Ashlynn Murillo

Leland Bush

Elisabeth Cole

Alec Klein

Angelina Gray

Braydon Clements

Laila Carroll

Deshawn Mccarthy

Ian Barker

Elizabeth Randall

Tara Ballard

Valentino Dougherty

Aron Macias

Ryder Holder

Allen Robbins

Gillian Mcdonald

Alani Day

Elizabeth Hays

Muhammad Gregory

Sophia Farmer

Brayan Waller

Ayanna Campbell

Cullen Nicholson

Justus Fritz

Gaven Kelly

Aria Butler

Cassidy Davis

Jon Davies

Fletcher Gill

Casey Nolan

Shyanne Huerta

Annabella Esparza

Bradley BigBoy

Shawn Fritz

Grady Lowery

Kailee Moore

Maribel Reeves

Haiden Rosales

Krista Salinas

Sofia Jennings

Miah Hunter

Jennifer Rhodes

Aiden Blankenship

Phoebe Esparza

Kymani Lam

Jaylyn Bernard

Sarahi Matthews

Zoey Rich

Justice Mora

Martha Hampton

Ricky Colon

Nathaly Scott

Jacquelyn Gordon

Payten Bird

Elle Key

Bailey Lucas

Sheldon Long

Vincent Mora

Marisa David

Josue Acevedo

Lilianna Griffin

Amon [no surname]

Kendall Boyer

Connor Benson

Zoie Rivas

Leilani Copeland

Piper Foley

Sergio Booth

Raiden Davila

Karlie Mckee

Joselyn Blankenship

Breanna Simon

Thaddeus Dillon

Asher Potts

Cody Nixon

Rory Herrera

Jonathan Cabrera

Heath Cobb

Jermaine Franklin

Kameron Compton

Marques Ramsey

Crystal Bruce

Mohammad Kirk

Shaun Guerra

Gauge Hardin

Leslie Ashley

Cierra Yu

4 bodies were unidentified in the wreckage