Veteran Alois Fernandez arrested as suspected serial killer.

// This news is all in Spanish, so unlikely to be read by non Spanish speaking contractors

Lima Peru news report:

Scandal in the police department!

An anonymous report to the police department showed that an existing file on an "Alois Fernandez" had been at some point removed from official police records. 

Police investigated Alois's home, and found it abandoned, but were able to find finger bones stored under one of the floorboards. Criminal psychiatrists believe them to be trophies.

The police quickly put an APB out for Alois, finding that he had recently been picked up outside Sayri Bar. He was extremely injured, but unarmed, and was brought to the nearest hospital, and held for questioning. 

Police on the scene were able to make the connection and arrest him.

Local eccentric has house burned down, multiple bullet wounds.

News from Newcastle England:

First report- a local newspaper.

Several residents of Grainger Park in new calls were shocked to be woken by loud noises last night, finding their peaceful neighborhood disturbed by several loud pops like fireworks, or gun fire.

Running to their window, they found that the house of longtime resident Arthur King was on fire. 

The blind man was found wandering around outside looking for medical attention. He had several injuries that could have been caused by bullets, however medical professionals were surprised by how little the bullets penetrated. 

Arthur King had been living in the home for several years, recently joined by his roommate and suspected partner Brandon. Brandon's location is unknown, but no bodies were recovered from the hospital.

At the hospital, the only report given by Arthur King was "Curse you Bubba Score", reflecting that Arthur king still has some animosity towards the rock star after being forced to leave one of his concerts last month.

Second report- a blogger fan of Bubba score.

"Okay, so. His house burned down. That sucks. But the man is clearly insane. You heard what he's been telling people?"

[Cut to a clip of Arthur king talking to a crowd of Bubba score fans, telling them that "I am going to be under that bridge. That's my kingdom now. Curse you Bubba Score!"]

"The man clearly has a screw loose. How do we know that this 'Brandon' didn't just leave? I could see me ghosting a man like that. And do we really know that it was some attack? The police said that the fire originated from his gas stove.

Maybe the guy was playing with fireworks. Would explain how he was walking around after reportedly being shot full of bullets."

Two Suspects Arrested in Pacifica Double Homicide

Last night, March 29th 2025, two people were found dead in a suspected double homicide. This morning, authorities in the UK and US coordinated to arrest two suspects: June Sandoval (23) and Rosa Beatriz (24). 

Penny Roberts, age 26, was found dead in a car collision. Her vehicle had suffered major damage before the collision, including a rear tire that had been shot out. Video from nearby residents shows two figures at the scene of the accident, searching the victim’s person and vehicle. One attempted to render basic first aid before they both fled the scene.

Immediately after the collision, Derek Jamison, age 33, was stabbed to death in a storage unit at a nearby self-storage facility. Security footage from the storage facility appears to show June and the other figure from the collision (who was wearing motorcycle gear and carrying a distinctive guitar), break into the facility through the fence, enter the storage unit, and then immediately leave. 

Security footage from earlier in the night shows June and Rosa loitering around the storage facility, and the facility’s owner says he had spoken to Rosa earlier that night about the man in the storage unit. Footage from before the collision also shows June firing a gun, which authorities believe caused the tire’s blowout, but not the rest of the damage.

In addition to the abundant video evidence, June’s fingerprints were recovered from the storage unit, and Rosa’s motorcycle’s license and registration were recorded. The motorcycle gear and guitar shown in the footage was recovered from Rosa and entered into evidence. June’s outfit from the video and a magnum handgun registered to her mother were also recovered and entered into evidence. 

Internet sleuths have connected Rosa Beatriz to a recent supernatural healing event at a hospital, showing her using supernatural powers to protect the person performing the healing.

Several police officers were injured attempting to handle Rosa's guitar, which appears to be some sort of supernatural artifact. It has been impounded as evidence after some difficulty. 

Both suspects are being held without bail for their flight risk and public safety.

Tragic CO2 Poisoning at Popular Boston Bar Leaves Six Dead

A night out at a well-known Boston bar took a tragic turn as six people lost their lives due to carbon dioxide (CO2) poisoning in a private room they had booked. Three others who were in the same room survived, while the rest of the patrons in the establishment reported symptoms such as headaches but have since made full recoveries.

Authorities responded to the bar late last night after an emergency call was made regarding unresponsive individuals in the private room. Emergency medical teams arrived swiftly, but six individuals were pronounced dead at the scene. The three survivors were transported to a nearby hospital for treatment and are currently in stable condition.

Early indications suggest the incident was a tragic accident, though the Boston Police Department is conducting a full investigation to determine the exact cause. Investigators are looking into potential ventilation failures, equipment malfunctions, or any other contributing factors that may have led to the buildup of CO2 in the enclosed space.

Patrons in other sections of the bar reported experiencing dizziness and headaches but did not require hospitalisation. The bar has since been temporarily closed as officials inspect the premises for safety concerns and compliance with health and building codes.

Authorities are urging business owners to conduct thorough inspections of ventilation systems and carbon dioxide monitoring equipment to prevent similar tragedies. Anyone with information related to the incident is encouraged to contact the Boston Police Department.

This remains a developing story, and further updates will be provided as more details emerge.

The Rainbow Revenant Ravages San-Francisco!

A very recent CryptoLeak livestream had garnered attention nationwide following the catastrophic aftermath of sudden large-scale mind control. In it, the phone's owner and his girlfriend follow a longsword-carrying humanoid figure made of magical, rainbow-colored flames through the devastated city and record the being stoically confronting and, after not giving into their demands, brutally killing two police officers on duty via decapitation. Seconds after, the young couple's presence is finally noticed by the figure as well. Though the livestream's viewers begin to more heavily urge the pair to run away at that point, the Rainbow Revenant - as the flame-creature had been dubbed after the fact - silently approaches the boyfriend while the latter shakily calls it a monster. The girlfriend's usage of pepper spray angers the Revenant, and she is decapitated immediately after. Her boyfriend, horrified, tries to run, but perishes seconds later too, and the livestream ends with the sword plunging into the final victim's phone.

Since then, news channels have confirmed the Rainbow Revenant's demise thanks to the heroic efforts of San-Francisco's police force. In fact, the SFPD claimed - and various bystander reports have since corroborated - that the being was shot dead less than a minute after the aforementioned livestream had ended. The Revenant was summarily named as the cause of the citywide havoc, though a proper consensus on its motivations and origins had not yet been reached. Online commentary ranges from glee at seeing members of the police force dispatched so casually, to outrage at the pandemonium that came to San-Francisco out of the blue, to hate-filled rants from far-right extremists.

Many Children Remain Gone Forever...

It's been a few months now, and the disappearances have stopped, many children who were taken away recount some aspects of a marvelous dream they were in. However it's vague, hard to remember anything, and although only a couple thousand have returned, nearly half a million children have not. 

Many parents still hold out hope that their bundles of joy would be returned to them, however as months pass, and the only bunch of children that had returned have long since returned to the world, hope has dwindled. Now, with 3 months after the event having stopped it would seem that this hope is now all but gone, and a memorial has been set up for the 18th of April as the day that the Endless Dream had taken so many poor souls from their world. 

Many still wonder and speculate if it was real, or if this was some elaborate government conspiracy, either way, the disappearances were real and although nearly half a million children would no longer fill the homes of many parents, the world keeps moving...

OFFR FACILITY ROBBED!

Reward posted for any information on the thieves who broke in and stole dangerous artefacts

The Endless Dream

The news has been reporting on something pretty rash and radical that's been happening all over the world. Day after day the disappearance of young children, around the ages of 5-12 has been broadcast all over the world, but its never been to the point of it has now. It starts with a woman, a loving, teary-eyed mother talking to a reporter...

"My daughter, Abigale, she...I don't know, she vanished in the night. She's only 8 years old, and I have no clue who could have taken her!" 

This story would be repeated over and over again, the count going from five, a thousand, to nearly half a million now... But there is a common occurrence with each of them, they wake up one day recounting a dream about some wonderful place. Each recounting is seemingly tailored to the dreamer, before the next time they sleep they vanish away. 

Many parents have attempted to stop this, to no avail, from keeping them awake, to monitoring, or even going so far as to do possible supernatural means to keep them awake. All have failed in some way or another, and, although the news finds this not a grave issue now, it has been coined from one contributor and referred too as one phrase.

"Nothing stops the endless dream..."

Bioterrorism attack in downtown Los Angeles!

FOX NEWS ALERT - NEWS BY FOXES FOR FOXES

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Police are investigating a mass casualty incident earlier today claiming the lives of over 45 employees of Prometheus Ventures. 

[Picture of a non-descript 3 story building, with police tape around.  There's several police cars in the foreground, and two men in biohazard suits in the background.]

This is still a developing story, but current reports suggest no known terrorist group has claimed responsibility, which is at this time initial reports suggest some kind of a poison gas...