Metia Interactive Announces Proprietary Fea-ality

The proprietary computer system claims it digitized the childlike wonder of dreams into a new Fea-ality!

Metia Interactives lead developer,  Villa McCarthy, developed fully immersive pods that allow a whole body experience for players of video games and individuals to create what he insists is not just another Meta-Verse.

Beta-Testers, both human and fae, have been blown away by the immersive experience. Some claim that they would rather live in this new augmented reality that, for some testers, finally makes them feel at home again.

The company denied allegations of previous versions of this new technology causing catatonic states in beta testers and has stated that they always take every precaution to ensure the safety of participants.

Metia Interactive will debut this new "Fae-Ality" meta-verse to the public later this year.

AP Wire Service: Alleged NZ Gun Smuggler Escapes Custody

Sources within the New Zealand Ministry of Fae Affairs report that Rainbow Tumblebay, an alleged gun smuggler, is no longer within their custody.

Tumblebay was being held in temporary custody in the MFA's Auckland office. He was arrested two days ago in an early morning raid. At the time of his arrest, officials announced that they had found NZ$100,000 worth of guns on a small barge, headed towards Australia.

MFA and NZCS officials have decided to release the details of Tumblebay's identity, in hope that the public can help determine his wherabouts.

[Photo follows; Carl Brutananadilewski as a pixie. Use your imagination cuz I could not get the AI art generator to give me a good image.]

NY Post: NZ FAIRY REVEALS “WOKE” TREE

BOAT WAX FORTUNE LIQUIDATED FOR BENEFIT OF BORNEO, BUT DRAMA ENSUES?

The Borneo Nature Foundation anticipates receiving a large donation from the proceeds of longtime Auckland resident and boat wax entrepeneur, Reginald Cooper's, will.

Mr. Cooper leaves behind his wife, Alwin Cooper, and two children, Mildred and Watson Cooper. His wife has opened a court proceeding contesting the validity of the will, which was allegedly discovered hidden in the couple's home by uninvited guests. Alwin claims that Mildred sent the alleged intruders to her home, and that they engaged in a violent argument with her friend, Galathar of the Kindlingkind. She further claims that will is not verifiable, and that the alleged intruders could have planted it.

However, when asked to identify the intruders, Alwin could not further clarify. She explained that fae law forbade her from revealing their identies.

Mildren's informed the paper that the will is likely to stand given Ms. Cooper's inability to verify her complaints or identify the intruders she claims came to her home. We will be following this story closely...

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