The Last Mald: Streamer Simon Wesker SWATTED admist self-published film release, Super-Sympathizing, and steps towards small-time Self-Publishing.

[From a Live Stream on Twitch by Simon Wesker, beginning with 250k viewers Live, moving to a peak of 600,000 viewers.]

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During a Friday morning livestream on Twitch, in which enigmatic and often-eccentric & loud streamer Simon Wesker made a comeback after a hiatus, Simon Wesker appeared to have a breakdown admist a QNA session in which he was asked extensively about The Paragon (A Super who he recently starred in a short self-uploaded film with). 

"Y'all being dead-ass right now?" "Dayum. A movie? My cinematography isn't good enough to be a movie, but cool thanks Daveydowner15." "Mods unmute chat because now I need to know, you all think this is a film or something?"

The "Film" Wesker talked about was uploaded some short-hours prior to the Stream: and is a few hours of somewhat-cut & edited Content akin to an Analog Horror film such as SCP Overlord. The film saw Wesker approached by a mysterious person, offered powers to do a job, accepting the job, and being teleported in a jump-cut to Alaska where he teamed up with The Paragon & other faceless / "off-screen" actors. The group then fought a Yeti, scaled a Alaska mountain, ran through some science facility, and rescued said scientist, before a jumpcut returned Wesker home.

The Paragon's significant involvement in the film, prompted heavy questioning due to recent events.

"Hehe, funnily enough, he's very much a bona fide Superman wannabe instead of a terrorist." He laughs and snaps a smug smile "Total goody two shoes, that spandex-wearing guy is." "Any more questions? I got lots of time to answer."

Despite initial faith, Wesker was asked and questioned extensively thereafter by harassing-donators, culminating in what has been dubbed:

"The Last Mald"

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"OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!!! COMING IN HERE JUST TO ASK ME ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT, EXCEPT FOR THE GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA YOU FUCKING RET*RD" "MODS BAN THIS SON OF A BITCH. TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK TOO! I DON'T NEED THAT USELESS ASS SHIT FROM A NOSY ASS FUCKER LIKE YOU." "we just started stream, no asking how I've been, or if I'm alright from the same bitches that watched the video yet nooooo, you don't fucking care about me huh, HUH!?" "Should I just fucking end stream, since you're all gonna ask about the damn Paragon huh!"
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Wesker then takes time to cool down, as his Moderators handle the chat, before resuming.

"Well, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me I guess. shit. I'm calm...I'm calm....." He lets out a loud groan "That's definitely getting clipped and going everywhere huh. Welp, welcome back to the shitshow folks, we're staying live." He says semi-sarcastically "yay." "And to answer that other question, I know as much about the supe as you guys do, probably slightly more, but I digress."

Wesker then answers another set of questions: answering largely to the tune of:

"Not gonna lie, only did that when I got home today. That definitely looks bad on paper for him huh."

[LAUGH]

"Silly bastard, still running around all willy-nilly when folks think you're a terrorist. Welp, he has my support until there's damning evidence, in an age of AI videos, audio and fakers running about, why would I ever 100% trust the news. Gotta find your own way to observe and make your own informed decision these days."

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Following that Wesker stepped away for a second checking through his window-blinds, quickly shutting it, and heading off-stream abruptly. Soon after, a crash & bumps were heard, as off-screen yelling & a louder crash sound occurred. This off-screen yelling and indescript tense conversation continued, before eventually, SWAT-Officers stormed into the room in a searching sweep with weapons-drawn. After confirming the room, they left, and Wesker soon reappeared: quite upset-looking, and ended the stream without a word before..

Wesker was shortly-after banned from all major streaming platforms & since has been seen self-uploading small-time "Super-Media" / "Super-Streamer" content to... small success, ontop of his usaul W/L content.

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(While a sizable majority of Wesker's fanbase is disappointed in the sudden shift towards "Super-Media", he has begun slowly picking up a small base through self-uploading, springboarding off his (more successful) Streamer career, and is gradually making progress as the first "Super-Streamer" in an industry mostly dominated by state-approved "Super-Shows" & "Super-State" addresses.)

Many ask, what is Wesker doing? Is his sudden shift coincidental? What role does The Paragon have in this? Are the two connected? Is the government trying to shut him down? Is he being controlled by The Paragon? 

The public will have to wait and see...

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Authorities Avert Airline Disaster! Admist Super-sightings & a Far-Right Plot.

[The following is taken off of CNN, corroborated by similar National News outlets)

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Airline Disaster averted by Authoriies!

The Far Right stated to be responsible, amidst sightings of former a Super.

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US Federal Law Enforcement & Intelligence states

"We will get to the bottom of this." 

An unsuspecting early morning flight from LAX to Fort Worth Texas, one Flight AA2414, became the target of a bomb plot orchestrated by a small far-right White Supremacist group known as "Right (White) Boys".

Prior to their plot & it's dissolution by the air marshals present, flightgoers reported sighting a Notorious former Super who'se face hasn't been seen in just almost over a dozen years. This Super, who'se name has been left out both due to potential legal reasons & a desire to not feed into potential profit-or-publicity motives, was reportedly pursued by flight marshals who reported the Super's "disappearance" during pursuit.

A Statement From The Flight Marshals

"About the Super, what happened?"

"We intercepted the Super in the lobby, right before Boarding. Then, it was just us two: we started approaching him, I guess he figured something was up and started walking off. We followed him outside a bathroom, and I guess we must have lost him there... he wasn't in either. We're not sure where he went, maybe he shrunk, maybe he went invisible, who knows. These kinds of "people" are a mysterious bunch."

"Do you think that the Super may have been involved? could they have been?"

"Do we think that the Super may have been involved? Maybe, maybe not, I mean... We worked with the FBI during the 2000-2010's Supercrisis, we heard and I think many can relate what we experienced back then: We're not making a statement, Im just saying that it's good that we've figured this whole Superhuman thing these days... atleast, I think we have. We're avoiding specific details here, we think there's definitely a publicity-profit-incentive of some sort, I mean... they ran.

The Super was there, then wasn't: it wasn't the Super who stopped the terrorist plot, it was us: normal, law-abiding, agents of the law, agents of the state, just like it's always been: it's not any Superheros, or lone vigilantes, or special wizards, that are stopping crime... it's guys like us, boys in blue, soldiers out there in the field, just as it's always been. I think its important to state that you don't need Superpowers to be a hero, even these days: real heros follow the law, real heros go through the procedures, the steps, the rounds, and real heros probably don't... run from cops.

"Tell us about the bomb plot? How'd you stop it?"

"We can say that we just have an eye for these kinds of things, we do, but really we received a tip from Intelligence that there were bombs on-board, of the plot itself, we can only say that we owe the majority of our thanks to America's Intelligence Agents, and though we cannot credit any specific person, or agency, we'd like to make it clear that assisting the authorities, being law-abiding, following the rules, in times of crisis: these things are the most important. Rules and regulations we think exist for a reason, and this time, those rules and regulations saved potentially some 100-200 American lives. 

"Can you tell us about the plot itself?"

"There were about four of them, far-right types, we found their manifestos printed out in Bibles tucked into various parts of the Plane & we figured out these Bibles had cutouts for weapons in them. We apprehended them outside the Plane, found their bombs with the help of Intelligence, and cleared them & the plane to fly as-per instructions. We think that the Plane itself had been sabotaged, or perhaps there were industrial mishaps, with how Boeing has been recently... it could be either.

"We heard that a certain celebrity was aboard and... Jettisoned?"

"It was decided for security / safety reasons that the celebrity on-board Jettison so we prepared an emergency reverse-airlock maneuver to allow them to, strangely, the technical difficulties seemed to clear sometime after the celebrity jettisoned. We also found that some of the technical difficulties were eased up by resolving an internal dispute in the cockpit, thanks to the Intelligence Agents aboard with us."

Post-Statements from the FBI & US Intelligence

The FBI alongside US Intelligence have confirmed interception of the threat, with Homeland Security declaring responsibility, releasing that the Right Boys had snuck the bombs on-board and the weapons in-advance through a contact they had on the engineering team / the pre-flight staff. The staff member has been apprehended, arrested, and is currently awaiting trial, as are the Right Boys. The Right Boys themselves, although a small group entirely, will be made an example of.

Additionally, the Super. We cannot be sure of the Super's involvement in the incident, but we will, through the rule of law, enforce the law to it's fullest extent. The Super was a lone agent, a lone individual, and the Law has no time for self-interested would-be "heros": we're past that time. Anyone who would like to be a "Hero", should get certified, should follow the steps, the procedures, should join the police force, relative Agencies, etc.

Further investigations are underway.

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Town of York, Nebraska, Qurrantined amidst viral covid outbreak, and sudden string of bombings.

[The following is taken from a Breaking News release from an indescript news platformer]

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Town of York, Nebraska, quarantined amidst sudden string of car-bombings!

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With the American State's security threatened once again by terror: the FBI shows force!

A shocking turn of events have shook the nation, following the recent tragedy in Vegas: as the peaceful town of York, Nebraska, home to some 10,000 residents, have become the target of a series of bombings coinciding with a sudden "Covid Surge".

These bombings, taking place at seemingly unconnected sites in the town (A school, a business, a home, a farm), come amidst an outbreak of "Covid Cases", resulting in the CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention) and the National Guard being deployed to provide aide, an maintain security in these trying times.

Governor Jim Pillen of Nebraska has addressed the situation stating

"The CDC has alerted us to the possibility of domestic terrorism: as it appears that some enemies of America have been using the town of York as a nesting-ground to build bombs, some of which are of biological-concern. Now: fortunately, the authorities have already apprehended some key suspects, and the bombings have temporarily halted..."

"Further, the CDC assures me that this crisis will subside within a month, for which I am grateful and glad for both America and the proud Americans of York. With that, it is with a heavy heart that I relay that a similar wave of bombings have occurred not-even-some days later in Kanas, resulting in the loss of 140 American lives, primarily innocent christian children... The FBI have stepped in, taking the lead in not only Kanas, but in Nebraska."

"These events are troubling but, ultimately, are a reminder that fight the War on Terror still. God Bless America, may the souls of the victims find their way to heaven, and may God sort out those that carried this out."

Amidst the escalating crisis: the goal of these bombings has been made clear: exacerbation and reincitement of the Covid-19 pandemic which crippled America.

The FBI has already mobilized federal personnel in collaboration with state law-enforcement to investigate, apprehend, and preempt any and all future attacks. Regardless: the bombings in Kanas, and Nebraska, all of which had civilian targets, presents a clear and obivous crisis of today: America's people are under attack.

In response to this: political leaders such as Jim Pillen, Ron DeSantis, and former President Trump, and many like them, have called for increased state spending and support for our nation's authorities, armed forces, and intelligence nerve centers, to prevent tragedies of terror such as that of Vegas, of Nebraska's, of Kanas's, from ever happening again.

As the nation confronts these trying times: security measures across the nation intensify.

The Transportation Security Administration has announced that select domestic flights will temporarily require passengers to present their passports, and that security-theatre screening will be taken much more seriously.

Alongside the TSA, The ATF (Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives) have issued a clear statement and show of force that they can, and will, be putting in more effort to apprehend and assault would-be terrorists, before they can enact their terrorist plots. 

We may live in a post-super-scare world: but the threat of the normal and natural still looms large over us... Please cooperate with law-enforcement, and the authorities, to help America through these trying times!

Any and all information leading up to the arrest or apprehension of would-be terrorists may be subject to a cash reward: please visit your local FBI Field Office or similarly support an anonymous tip online to assist.

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State of Address: "The Beach Bash!"

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Heavy breathing... a black screen... then suddenly: an angle of the night sky above and around the bottom-profile of a frantic Dominos employee!

"Fuck... fuck fuck... OH SHIT MAN!"

Screams echo around the man: he's running... he's running with dozens- no a hundred other people... hes trying his best to record back at the scene while running but only short glimpses get b- Theres a dinosaur.

There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex tearing up Vegas... an assault Apache helicopter doing it's best to rip it apart as it's tail sweeps cars over, National Guard vehicles rolling in... the scene is chaos...

The T-REX runs, the man recording screams as a missile detaches from the Apache and launches towards the T-REX, and him... The footage cuts.

This is just one video, amongst hundreds, of "The Beast Bash".

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The "Beast Bash" simply put, was a 4-hour public "Magic Show" where a teenager was, apparently, turned into a T-Rex through magical means.

This T-Rex then caused a crowd-crush and a panic: resulting in, before National Guard arrived to dispatch the T-Rex, Deaths in the dozens and injureds in the hundreds... as well as untold property damage

National Guard dispatched the T-Rex... but with the hundreds of existing videos, eye-witness accounts, second-hand accounts, a Timeline has been constructed of what's currently known...

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7:30 - 8:00 PM

A woman is shot dead by a security guard at the Las Vegas Little Theater, in the lobby, during the closing act of Hamlet... The shooting takes place at the small, local, community theater and results in "The Show Stealers" magic show being canceled.

6:30 - 8:15 PM

The "Tamagotchi Terrorist", the name given to a Hacker who'se calling card has been recognized as the Tamagotchi character Mametchi, Hacks & sends Phishing Emails to The Show Stealers, as well as sending malicious commands to nearby theater-goers phones... The purpose for this is not yet known.

7:45 - 8:15 PM

Hamlet clears out, theater-goers evacuate the premise: police are dispatched and arrive on-scene at the theater... shortly prior, the Theater manager speaks to an event organizer about rescheduling the Show-Stealers... The Show Stealers are rescheduled elsewhere.

8:15 - 9:00 PM.

A local Vietnamese restaurant owner accepts a check and agrees for his store to become a venue for The Show Stealers re-scheduled magic show... Around the same time, The Tamagotchi Terrorist sends out hundreds of automated calls to every pizza place in Las Vegas that Mr Beast will be making an appearance at the address towards 9:00 PM...

Dozens, then hundreds, to about a low thousand, show towards the event... as friends invite friends... Mr Beast does not react nor respond to the tweets in time.

9:30 PM

A boy is transformed by The Magician into a T-Rex: crowd-crush begins immediately as dozens are dead due to trampling (both by the T-rex and the Crowd)

The National Guard, Police, SWAT, and similar, are dispatched within minutes...

9:30 - 9:40 PM.

A lone single-pilot single-person aeroplane swoops down from the sky... The plane attempts to push The Magician into the crowd, the Plane instead swoops by and grabs The Magician's hat... before flying off.

10:00 PM.

National Guard arrives: The T-Rex is dealt with, crowds corralled.. Alphabet Agencies immediately dispatch and prepare.

Today.

The Alphabet Agencies (FBI, CIA, DSP) have promised to "Show Force" and uncover the culprit behind this new tragedy on American soil. Investigations are active, and underway.

Mr Beast has pledged hundreds of thousands, to million(s), to the Beast Bash Reparatory Fund: a new Charity devoted to helping and assisting the victims of The Beast Bash... and any affected businesses.

Magic Society at-large have made public statements: proclaiming full-force cooperation with the Authorities and the public on unveiling the culprit(s).

The eyes of the world, and the nation are watching.

The Laird Lurker

[The following footage has made the rounds online: the video's viral! It's been taken down once, or twice, but it frequently gets reuploaded on some seedy forum, or burner twitter account.]

"Yeah its on."

A man's eye gets further away from the camera: he's wearing a one-hole ski mask, he's standing next to four other men, all of them are wearing similar attire: baggy camouflage, rucksacks, visibly slung shotguns and hunting rifles, these guys are somewhere between skilled hiker & hunter-killer mercenary... not uncommon in a post-super world. They've got dogs with them, bloodhounds, good ol' boys.

"BARK! BARK!!!"

"Give it the markers, see where it takes us."

This video starts similar to many others like it: guys with guns issuing a manifesto a shitty go-pro in the middle of the woods, declaring something "We're gonna go get that [INSERT]!"... except unlike the men in those videos, these guys don't seem to be particularly hostile, or zealous, or radical... their just guys.

"Why even bother recording?"

"Yanno. Case' somethin' happens to us? Everyone records."

"Sure... it's all just superstitious malarky anyway."

The men continutes their hike... indescript conversation every now and then, two of them keep their rifles drawn, the rest (including the one assumedly holding the camera) don't... hours pass without meaningful conversation.

"It's just a bear ain't it?"

"Ain't a one-time thing... Been' happenings' for some odd months, maybe years... this and them' missin' peoples got folks spooked. Find em' or not, jus' comin' out here's good for folks to cal'm down."

"Jus' a bear."

"Probably."

These men don't seem to be "monster-hunters": their just community servants, combing the woods, for whatever reason...something about missing people... something about a continuous happening... at some point they bring up missing food... missing people... nobody ever says anything explicit though.

[After some hours of footage of searching through forest for... something...the footage cuts... before eventfully "follow-up" footage is released. The footage is released as a pair, though a time gap between them is obvious... the time gap is that of weeks]

"Check this out..."

The men and their dogs are in some sort of cave, a cavern... one of them is brushing his hand against the wall of the cave, their own steps echoing back at them through-and-throughout the cave walls... There's an ominous painting of soot-black eye on the wall. He wipes the eye off the wall.

"Smells horrible... you think?"

"Dogs led us here, let's get a look."

"Check that, there's the stuff... See em' tags? Think whoever lives here might've taken it from the shop?"

"Yeah man... yeah..."

The men walk down the chambers of the cave... coming across various remains of animal... of things... of stuff... They armed and readied themselves long ago, they continutes through the cave before they find something... something horrible.

Although censored with large black boxes post-video-doctoring & clipping: The footage eventually concludes with the group finding what, today, has been discerned to be the human remains of multiple missing people across Central Colorado. The original (edited and clipped) footage, all 4 hours of uninterrupted footage, is still out there.

The above is footage released prior to an official statement from Colorado State Authorities that proper investigation is underway... despite this, the notoriety and virality of the incident has led to a civillian-led militia & manhunt flaring up: all to catch the "man" responsible.

A Jailbird's Story: 500 Short Stories From Jails Across America.

[The following is a anecdote, one story amongst hundreds, from an online article / blog titled "A Jailbird's Story": from a man who'se entire thing is that he intentionally goes to different jails to learn stories and publish them online... this is one, amongst, hundreds, of stories.]

[ The Jailbird's "artist depiction" of the anecdote, a small illustration included w/ the story, is shown above: this is the Jailbird's "short story" about the "Man who went Missing." ]

"Back when I was at the Klink down in Bay City, there was this guy... new guy, kept to himself, lotta those... Held out real long against this AK type, but that's not what's crazy about it... one day he just kinda, up and disappeared, never showed up again, never talked about again... some people think he snitched, others think he just... was never even there to begin with... that's probably one of the weirder things that I remember from Bay County... Don't really remember his name either."

The Tennesse Time Traveler Unveiled!

The Tennessee Time Traveler Unveils!

And his name is....

Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele!

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The newest sensation sweeping the nation has just gone viral! Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele, 16-year old Stanford Student & Child Prodigy, has just recently been unveiled as the Tennessee Time Traveler!

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The Beginning... Who is Zeke?

That's not where the story starts though: the story starts initially with Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele, Zeke for short, a, according to (amongst many) his room-mate and dorm-mate who'se come forward and made a statement; a "Vivian Nguyen" (During a TikTok video)

"Yeah he was always just kinda like weird... and like off-putting... not the type to like talk to people you know? Like... I dunno."

This "Zeke" has been described by his peers and those who know him as a somewhat anti-social type: withdrawn, reclusive, too smart for his own good, and it's thought that it's because of this that he did all he did...

What'd he do? 

According to photographic evidence, video evidence, second-hand accounts, as well as a variety of online sleuths who have come together to red-yarn-out connectors and anecdotes:

Zeke is some sort of latent child Esper with latent Gifts related to travel throughout time & space.

First:

Zeke was videographed at a Scottish Secondary School, and throughout the rest of the day, Students reported (as well as cameras at the school catching) a distorted shape of a kid, around the size of Zeke, "trailing" through the school.

Then, later that day: the same-distorted shape, now thought to be Zeke's alternate form, was reported by students to be flying through the school w/ a Werewolf & Shooter accomplice after having made an attack on a beloved teacher.

Second:

Zeke was caught-on-camera, as new footage reveals, "phasing out" of time & space and gliding through the walls of a data-center... breaking in to retrieve some sort of drive for whatever reason, in Fresno, California.

Third: 

Zeke was seen at a high-school in Tennessee, as confirmed by both students and teachers apparently, "posing" as a Highschooler before leaving school with a student... later, that student was kidnapped, but not before "The Shape" made another appearance as witnessed first-hand by nearby police, and worried locals.

Zeke was seen again in Fresno, California, time-walking once more.

How do we know this is true?

Online sleuths have meticuously emailed, went first-hand, and worked tirelessly, to get statements, confirm w/ residents, as well as cross-reference, that Ezekiel "Zeke" Keele is not only the same size and "shape" of the shape... but very definitely was in the area, everytime, "The Shape" was seen.

This, and the video of Zeke at the school just hours before the incident(s), amongst other compelling evidence, almost PROVES that this "Zeke" is infact the Tennessee Time Traveler.

What's known?

Zeke, the Tennessee Time Traveler, is an anti-social malignant child who'se grudges against the youth of the world, and own internal gripes, have led him to commit crimes against students everywhere... including...

Kidnapping a Highschooler.

Attacking a Secondary School Teacher.

General misuse of Gifts / incitement of Public Hysteria

Who knows what else!

His name is known, his face is known, his address is known: spread the word!

And this is Viral!

DM Badtzmaruboy or go through proper-channels to see what you / your Contractor knows about this.

Federal Raid in Fresno! Kid-Kidnapper "Magic McKinley" killed in stand-off...

[Taken from a CNN Tonight Broadcast.]

[The Following is delivered by a news-anchor-woman standing Infront of the site of the events the morning-after: she's wearing a nice morning jacket, pretty indescript white woman, nice smile.]

[The home itself is no bigger than 40-40: it's a corner-home, short fence which has been busted in around the home perimeter, there are clear holes and blasts put through the walls, and police tape as well as a police perimeter w/ visible FBI agents on-scene... jackets and all... as well as some unidentified "Men in Black" believed to be with The Department.]

Just a short week after a bomb shakes a coffee store in Denver, Colorado, tragically killing all 9 people present that day with one known survivor, The FBI and the DSP have announced that they have found the person believed to be responsible: and come apon new evidence which may conclude many other unsolved cases as well.

Late last night in the Downtown-District of Fresno, California, authorities from both the Federal Bureau of Investigations & The Department of Supernatural Phenomena responded to what has been said is a "Kidnapping" tip in the northern Jefferson neighborhood.

The no-knock warrant-issued raid's goal, as has been disclosed to the public, was the apprehension of a suspect in the kidnapping of missing 15-yr old Tennessee-resident Jeremy Mason, as well as a multitude of other undisclosed children as well.

Reportedly, local residents recall the agencies' involved's armored cars rolling up just outside the home at midnight, before federal agents surrounded the building: firearms-drawn, psychical barriers deployed, and strange objects in-tow: immediately sending an entry-team into the home...

The Entry-Team swept the home, before returning outside and preparing a breach into a "reinforced room" of which, moments before the breaching charge loudly exploded (waking up the entire neighborhood at nigh-midnight), the Wizard was spotted seemingly "teleporting" above the home.

The Wizard, a "Magellan McKinley", known to the public community as unaffectionately a "Huge Creep", made threatening magical-maneuvers towards federal agents when told to stand-down and with information provided of the wizard's registered capabilities: acted promptly... killing the suspect.

A comb of the rest of the property has located the missing Jeremy Mason, as well as evidence of other misconduct... a secret basement entrance found underneath a trundle-bed revealing information that has... not yet been fully disclosed to the public.

Questioning and remanding is under-way of the rescued Jeremy, as well as further review of closed-cold cases and current witnesses and suspects.

Something Brews in Sleepy Tennessee

[The Following is taken from a WREG News Channel 3 "Minor Report" Tabloid... this is one such "minor news" amongst many, and would likely take effort to actaully find.]

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Residents in Germantown, TN, a suburban "Country Club" off-section of the city, a good 20-25 minutes from Memphis, including but not limited to highschoolers, local residents, and law enforcement, witnessed a strange phenomena over the course of roughly a day... the intervals occurring twice, over about a rough minute. 

"The Shape"

"The Shape" is the name that has been given to what has been described as a "glitchy, distorted, after-image of a boy-ish shape" that was seen in the area: witnesses describe seeing the shape phase through walls and floors, walk around, and seemingly "observe" certain areas and locations for... whatever reason. 

While not overtly hostile, the shape has lent to... somewhat of an anxious and worried sentiment amongst local residents and neighbors to the incident. Due to the scale of the phenomena though, and the amount of witnesses and "confirmations" present, though no real evidence has been provided...

The local DSP-Sure Field Office has confirmed that they are, "Looking Into" the incident.

"Home Invaders? FBI Involvement"

A disgruntled resident in a nearby neighborhood reported to the police that he felt that he was being "watched" and "staged" by a young highschoolers, a man in a coat, and a homeless person... fearing for his life, he prepared for an invasion and called police.

Police reported to the scene, found nothing, nobody, and promptly reassured the man that he was safe to leave for work before he did: coming home later to find his place ransacked, looted, and largely devoid of valuables.

Additionally, the man's son is missing. The man, a veteran of war, has since reported

"I am getting the FBI in on this... I am getting my son back... I don't care about the stuff. If local police won't... they will."

"Park Brawl"

Right outside Houston High School, towards past the Tennis Courts, Police Officers on-campus for "Drug-Related Investigations" as well as general questioning and security for the upcoming game, report that they heard, as well as local students, "Bloodcurdling screams" and "A violent altercation" occurring in the park.

Immediately, Police dispatched to the scene... discovering fresh recent blood as well as other forensic-material to be potentially used in a lab, at a later date.

Inquire to @Badtzmaruboy On-Server for information.

FBI Raids Everglades! Fugitive Gator Jones At-Large!

The Following is a official statement & "PSA" "Alert" from the Federal Bureau of Investigations

Attention Citizens Of The United States of America!

Throughout the last few months: FBI Personnel have been hard at-work investigating, building a case against, and preparing an arrest-raid on "Gator Jones"... an individual believed to be responsible for not only the killing of multiple police officers in Nevada, but fleeing across state lines, and a variety of other crimes & incidents throughout the year...

Gator Jone's resident domicile(s) were visited by federal marshals: all of which, were ducked, including a "Safehouse" located deep within the Everglades located with assistance from the Department of Supernatural Phenomena & it's personel: as this was a joint effort. Gator Jones has failed to answer summons, has ducked arrests, and thusly is a fugitive at-large.

Gator Jones is a known supernatural: possessing seemingly alligator-esque abilities and capabilities, is thought to be a "were-alligator" or similar, and is violent, unpredictable, and capable of demonstrating such violent unpredictably at a moment's notice... As such, we have deemed it nessecary to release this information for the safety of the general public!

[Photographs of Gator Jones attached... He is a southern white man, very burly, very muscular, stout, tall-ish, beard, clammy wet "sweaty" skin, seems to be on some kind of fishing boat fishing... the photograph has an odd angle to it, and brushline can be seen on the fray of the "frame".]

Any Information leading up to the arrest of Gator Jones may be met with up to a 100,000$ Reward!

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Scotland Secondary School Shot-up!: "Hero Harrison" & 2 Students missing!

(The following is taken from a major news broadcaster in Scotland / the greater British Isle: this would also make it's way to mainstream western media at-large.)

[The footage begins with a woman in a dark brown tweed coat standing infront of an emptied-out parking lot, beyond the parking lot is what looks to be a schmedium secondary school which seems to have been promptly evacuated of children. The secondary school is swarming with scottish police, some of which come into and out of frame during the report. The woman's accent is thick, but she is speaking... "english"]

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"Ahem, A'm here infront o Waterstein Secondary School where an attack has been made against a local belovit teacher, mr Frederick Harrison, an his twa students: an Aoife Rae & Jeremey Mackinster. "
 
"Students report thon past an hour tae lunch, they witnessit an unknown man sneak intae Mr Harrison's room, before twa others (one o which an american 16-year old boy) arrivit behind an Aoife Rae intae Mr Harrison's classroom before the door wis promptly closit an lockit an the screen blockit.
 
no e'en a minute later, a loud gunshot wis heard inside the room, along wi screaming, as a Mr Harrison came crashin throuch the door, Aoife Rae in-toe, screamin tae call the police as a horrific mutt-man wi frayit mattit fur & razor-claws & fang dashit oot the door, intae the hall, after him, wi the other twa individuals. Mr Harrison then pickit up another student, Jeremy, before Fleein the scene via car an bein Chasit bi the individuals promptly.

"We have recievit video-evidence o the individuals i quaisten, an information, thon the individuals posit as interpol / medical officials tae gain access intae the school."

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"This is ane o thaim: an individual wha'se involvement has yet-to-be-identifiit but wha'se identity police are workin on learnin."

[The first video-clip is of a quirked-up white-boy wearing what can only be described as ill-fitting thin size XS w/ a baggy overcoat & weird Gen-Z vaguely-alternative accessory: the white-boy is being recorded in a school hall lined with lockers and appears to be "playing it smooth" as he awkwardly struts down the hall and does a little whiteboy dance.]

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"Now for the attack: this ane's quite nasty sae anyone wha'se particularly squeamish or turnit aff bi horror are recommendit tae leuk aff."

[The second-clip shows a horrifyingly-matted & gnarly wolf-man with razor-like claws, sharp toothy yellowing fangs & protruding canines, and general twisted uncanny form, dashing out of a classroom to run down the hall at a fleeing Harrison... somehow, Harrison is outrunning him, as the boy from before joins in some sort of strange glitched-out distortion, and an identified Arthur Shepherd, medical philanthropist from America, follows along. They chase Harrison, Jeremy, and Aoife all the way to the parking lot, lose him as he drives off, and continutes chasing after before the footage cuts.]

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Given the urgency of the situation: Interpol is set to arrive on-scene soon to help local police investigate... as well as locate, relieve, and rescue, beloved "Mr Harrison".

A photo of Mr Harrison is provided.

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"Kentucky Biobomber" blows up two sqaud cars! Barehandedly!

Potential Super-Terrorist? Or freak DSP-Escapee?

(The following is taken from the internet: it is a reupload of various reuploads of an incident which, keeps getting taken down, and keeps getting put back up..)

(Artist's rendition of the "Kentucky Bio-Bomber" )

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[The following footage begins slowly... the muttering of a man:]

1) "Hey man... you recording this? Look at that guy! Their on his ass!"

2) "I am."

[The camera pans from the dark pit of a passenger-side seat, slowly swerving up and focusing as indistinct conversation fills the otherwise dark & dim interior of a shitty sub-compact. The edge of some guy-whose-driving's face: he's white, beige-skin, a pathetic stubble that maybe he hopes will one-day grow into a sexy beard... doesn't matter, the camera swerves up-and-away from him, through the windshield.]

[Many headlights, double-dot illuminant eyes piercing through a dark night on a two-section highway bridge-cross: the sound of thrumming cars underneath, and occasional honking above, accentuating the fuzzy-wind sounds traveling through, likely a phone's, mic. Standing in front across a divider on the "right" section, two square cars have pulled up in front of the main subject.]

[He's an older man: greying-hair, holding up some limping colleague of undiscerned background or makeup, unkept beard, some sort of dingy jumpsuit folded around his waist: the sound of the window rolling down as four police officers, having gotten out w/ guns drawn and all, begin to scream:]

"GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND! GET THE FUCK DOWN! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILE-"

[The man raises his hand, his arms, towards the sqaud: almost as if he were putting his hands up, only to feint as strange wiry tendrils detach and lash from his forearms as if each were a serpent hissing: the flash-of-many-cameras in headlights revealing some strange liquid shooting forth: and then]
!!PCCCHHHHOOWWWWWW!!

[In an instant: an explosion, followed by two more from the cars: the recording continues as the smoke begins to clear... the camera towards the same spot showing the man continuing to limp past what remains, past smoldering wrecks, the same "wires" almost "injecting" into the man whomst the "Bio-bomber" carries on his shoulder. The two making their way down a now-cleared short-bridge is all the video remains on before...]

"HOLY SHIT... HOLY SHIT! PULL OUT! PULL THE FUCK OUT MAN!!!"

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That video, and many others like it: validating the incident happened at all, occurred early one night in northern Kentucky off a highway truck-depot strip: right outside a particular Denny's at which local residents reported gunshots, a local business owner reported a robbery, but also locals reported the sound of "A huge explosion!".

Though the incident has not yet been acknowledged by law enforcement... the supposed "Bio-Bomber" has not yet been caught or revealed.

Online netizens & conspiracy crackpots alike have been hard at work unveiling this conspiracy: figuring out quickly that the man is likely a fugitive, or some kind of convict: a "super-terrorist" as has come to define people like him.

Regardless, online "activist" & "peacekeeping" organizations alike, movements of the millenia, have came out and denounced the man's use of force... meanwhile though, cop-hating personalities and activists alike have cheered the man on for his dismantling of an evil system.

The new Ted?... or another Osama? 

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