CAPES DAILY 18/10/2001
The Sinphony is on the rise in Liverpool and around the whole county, though today Cynthia-Sizer and Discomaster finally met their match in a brand-new team of superhumans! They didn't give themselves a name when the hostages asked, but we at Capes Daily think these heroic individuals, making a name for the Society of Parahumans, should be dubbed...the Powerfriends!
So thank you, Powerfriends! Anyone who's heard of shapeshifting prodigy Dead Ringer or the star of candy-cane commercials and solar farm endorsements alike, Stareye will recognise them in the roster...but Professor Plasma and Alabama hero the Reacharound also made appearances, presumably all joining forces to take on this threat!
We at Capes Daily look forward to seeing what the Powerfriends do next!
We swear to secure our people against the wickedness and evil of the invisible world.
We swear to aid the afflicted.
We swear to stay ever vigilant and seek out the abominable witchcrafts committed in this country.
We humbly pray to be blessed by God to hold all those who consort with the Devil accountable. Amen
—Opening and closing prayer for Sons of Salem meetings.
The Sons of Salem is a loosely-organized conservative populist movement in the United States that preaches violent opposition to anything they perceive as witchcraft, demonic, or monstrous.
Blowhard podcaster Ted Gundy and former general of the mercenary group “Hognose,” Roland Rush, founded the movement in 2010 after a series of violent werewolf attacks and unexplained, supernatural murders in Tennessee. Memberships grew quickly, stoked by Ted’s fiery doomsday rhetoric on his podcast "Truth Seekers" and the aspiration of the masculine power embodied by Roland.
Although they speak of duty, honor, and maintaining the “natural order” of things, the Sons of Salem are driven by fear. They collect guns and appear at protests en-masse as a way of easing the all-consuming terror of their powerlessness. At the same time, they have conditioned themselves to respond to fear with “strength” (read: violence).