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magic cloud
wukong has a magic cloud that those of an immortal soul are capable of riding.
This Artifact can be used as a cloud. It is roughly the same size as a cloud and just as difficult to conceal. Unless the person getting on has the soul of an immortal, this Artifact behaves as its mundane counterpart.
This cloud has ________. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Flying Car: Your vehicle may also fly at its normal speed. Taking off takes a full Action.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
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Offr.com: What's it worth?
"Most people know Offr.com as the home of the gig economy: a website where you can find a buyer for your old couch, and a worker to haul it away. It’s the home of everything from marketplace goods and bespoke commissions to task fulfillment and transportation services. Some whisper about less-than-legal deals being available on a 'dark web' version of Offr.com. The company denies these claims."
Sooner or later, all Contractors receive an invitation to join Offr Red, the secret membership tier. Offr Red members gain access to exclusive high-confidence, anonymous services. They can sell extraordinary items to Offr or put them up for auction for other Offr Red members to bid on. Crafty Contractors rejoice!
On rare occasions, Offr can even make deals to tie up pesky Loose Ends. However, they always demand a special favor in return.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
Silent Coach
Ask Not For Whom La Cucaracha Honks
Charred and triumphant, BETH☠️METAL's exploded tour bus returns to the land of the living once more. Still, neither of them seem to have returned unaltered.
Noli respicere post tergum in infernum.
This Artifact can be used as a spectral RV. It is roughly the same size as a spectral RV and just as difficult to conceal.
This spectral RV has soundproofing. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
The white horse
A white motorcycle with saddle bags, and a side car that folds out into a tent.
This Artifact can be used as a motorcycle with tent side car. It is roughly the same size as a motorcycle with tent side car but can be collapsed into model car and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This motorcycle with tent side car has ________. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
Nightmare
This is my horse.
Yessir! This is my horse! She's been with me since the very beginning. For some reason my Nightmare here just cannot be quite! No matter what I do to the muffler, she just has to let everyone know we're here. That's ok though, makes for a great entrance.
And y'know the best part? Y'Don't have to pay for parking'! Watch this! 'Come here girl!' (claps hands twice in quickly, and it shrinks down and lands in his hands.) I can make you one too! If you got the soul of a loyal steed laying around somewhere! And it'll come in any color you want, as long as it's black.
This Artifact can be used as a Motorcycle. It is roughly the same size as a Motorcycle but can be collapsed into A matchbox motorcycle of matching YM&M and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This Motorcycle has saddle bags, rifle holster x2. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Flying Solo: Your vehicle cannot have any passengers.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.
Ghost Ride
Rev that horse
Ambergris is a once living horse empowered by Billy's fire, and either takes its original form, a flaming horse, or that given to it by Tommy Morse, a motorcycle with an explosive exhaust.
This Artifact can be used as a motorcycle or horse. It is roughly the same size as a motorcycle or horse but can be collapsed into a whistle and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This motorcycle or horse has flaming accents and a malleable form. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Afterburner: Your vehicle has a 25% faster top speed and you may Exert your Mind to accelerate to its top speed in a single Round.
- Daredevil: Damage you and your passengers take from vehicle collisions is halved (rounded up) and the result is limited to a maximum of 5.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
This item is a living thing. It counts as a Creature when targeted. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded.
Self-Driving Car
Safety, Movement, Fluidity.
The car appears as the car of choice, and functions as such but with the following additions.
Foldable worktable in the front seat, AI assistant named Pandora (It's Alive! drawback), Self-Adjusting suspension system, heated steering wheel and chairs, as well as fully functioning A/C, A hybrid engine that relies on an alternator system to drive for extremely long periods of time without needing to stop. Chairs can fold down to be made into a bed, Built-in GPS. Extra battery that charges from the alternator system. Built-in refrigerator and freezer system, with a microwave too. Built-in clock with digital alarm. The car also has a blue tooth function. In the trunk there is a replacement tire and jack.
This Artifact can be used as a a car. It is roughly the same size as a a car but can be collapsed into a plastic toy car and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This a car has Storage compartments that can contain items. Top speed of 150 mph, and an acceleration of 0-60 in 5.5 seconds. Further features in extended description. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- Steady As She Goes: The motion of your vehicle never causes your passengers dice penalties, and you do not suffer dice penalties from the unsteadiness of any vehicle you are riding in.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
This item is a living thing. It counts as a Creature when targeted. If destroyed or abandoned for more than two days, it dies and becomes unusable.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded.
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Extraordinary Vehicle Gifts
Flying Fortress
They're as insignificant as ants.
The airship of solitude is the mad scientist's lair and preferred mode of travel. Not only does it include a full science laboratory, it can be collapsed into an incredibly small canvas cube and easily transported. The mad scientist may pilot the ship alone or rely on its autopilot features for ultimate convenience.
This Artifact can be used as a blimp. It is roughly the same size as a blimp but can be collapsed into a phone-sized canvas cube and concealed. Collapsing or expanding it costs a Quick Action.
This blimp has full science laboratory, bullet-proof envelope, and ample parachutes. Any roll to pilot this vehicle receives +2 dice.
You also gain the following effects:
- Crew of One: You alone may stand in for an entire crew if the vehicle would normally be piloted by more than one.
- Mind of its Own: This vehicle can move and take Actions without you driving it. It has seven dice for all Drive rolls.
- No Muffler: Any stealth rolls made to hide your vehicle automatically fail, and any rolls made to notice your vehicle automatically succeed.
- If there is not enough free space to expand the object, it cannot be expanded. You cannot expand this Object as an attack.