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Posted by leonvanderblight, 3 weeks, 1 day ago. Permalink

Freak Blizzards Intensify, Northern Territories Gripped in Fear!

Tonight, on CBC News. 

We've all been frozen in, but this Northern Territory is frozen out.

 

The small town of Wood Creek was found vacant after a freak blizzard isolated people within their homes in Canada's Northern Territories and without food or access to clean water the now ghost town met its end. 

This devastating weather occurrence has begun spreading to the area of Saratoga Lake which has been frozen over solid and animals in the region are dying en masse as food becomes scarcer in the region.

Authorities have advised that people within 10 miles of the region move south as the blizzard advances and worsens, at least until the storm passes. The Prime Minister has backed up this statement and has urged further caution as according to his top experts that weather conditions will continue to worsen and that they do not see an end in sight for the next 3 months.  

Now to Terry for sports. Tell us about the Leafs Terry! 

Posted by TheSuperChrisb, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Napa Valley Register: Cinedome 8 Grand Re-Opening!

After almost half of a year of closure, Cinedome 8 is finally reopening to the fanfare of movie buffs of the valley. Under new management after Jacob Lawrence sold the location to the conglomorate Marshall, Carter, and Dark. It is unknown why they made the accuisition, especially as the popularity of streaming platforms continue to rise. 

The new management at the Cinedome have stated that they wish to screen local and obscure films from around the Bay Area and abroad, entering the niche of underground and outsider art films.

Latest Journals

5 days, 16 hours ago: Tommy Lenston wrote a Downtime Journal for sewer run

Dreamscapin and Practacin

After the contract, I drove myself back home and decided to have a great sleep. Though first I did tend to my duties of the home and than went to rest in my lil trailer.

I had entered a dream that wasn't a dream but more of a meeting with my god to which we had a civil discussion, and he ended up congratulating me for making it this far and for my hard work so he had bestowed a pendant to me to which granted me power for now and more to come soon if I simply kept following him and kept doing these jobs.

I see a black tentacle break out from my back and soon I burst from the dream, the pendant around my neck and the tentacle with me in the dark, a new limb to use and soon I discovered its utility and its extremely useful but sadly I can't take it out into the light which I quite a bummer but it is understandable, I even practiced with it a bit and got to form well a huge blade with it and I had become very skilled with the blade now so this is good thing to use when I am in the darkness.

After working on my blade skills with the tentacle I had a thing to focus on, the money from the contract, I decided to simply save it for use on the job as I pretty much have everything at home, so I now just wait for the next big thing.

1 week, 6 days ago: Amaranth Barclay wrote a Downtime Journal for Old War Rivalry

A little help from a friend

Well, it was nice not to need to do everything yourself sometimes.

Athena was a good friend because of that, after all, she gave him a house, could put up a shield around him that made being risky somewhat more viable when situations when bad and that meant that he could fight a lot harder than he could when she wasn't there, and she didn't even expect him to do tons of weird shit like the mafia did.

Though, Amaranth did have to admit he did like some of the jobs the mafia gave him. It was pretty funny to walk up to a massive mafia compound, disguise as someone vaguely appropriate for the location and go in and beat up someone they didn't like and have the entire group of guys wonder why the beefy greek lady had decided she didn't like Tommy Two Fingers so much that in one encounter it had gotten to the point where she'd beaten him to death with is own work out equipment.

Ah.

Good times.

What was better than that though was having hot food that didn't come out of the strange "mic-ro-wav-e.". It gave food the wrong texture, and that alone was a sin in Amaranth's book as wasting food was something he was vehemently against beyond any kind of shadow of a doubt, and having something cooked over real fire was infinitely superior.

Oh, and she also took him to junkyards! They got a pair of mostly functional cars and after Amaranth beat them up a bit more using his power they got them for a fraction of the price! Still, Amaranth in secret did slap a bunc of rocks on a nearby island. Better to have a dozen boulders than to have a single car in some situations. 

2 weeks, 1 day ago: Vergil Arrior wrote a Downtime Journal for Date Night

A funeral for a friend

Vergil's time between worlds had long since taught him to embrace the good in those around him for he never knew how much time he had with anyone he went on these jobs with.

It was why he made such efforts to get to know them, to protect them, to ensure that they'd be able to be there after he inevitably got called somewhere else to do some kind of job in a place that needed him a little more at that time. 

Artemis Barclay's funeral was not a time for his usual optimism however, and staring at the grave of the first of his friends who he truly saw die up close and personal his memories would flash back to the orthodoxy. To the world that he knew they wanted, and the extremes they were going to go to for the sake of achieving their bleak recreation. 

The young man's body in the casket being lowered down also reminded him of his younger brother. How they had both been on the edge of town when the destruction had begun, but that he had been just a few steps faster and those few steps had been the separating difference between making it that last step across the void to finally touch down on solid ground and failing to make the leap off that falling stone and in turn, being consumed by darkness.

Darkness that would be all Artemis Barclay would know from now on, his body now separated from his soul as it began its journey into the eternal dream. 

Vergil couldn't bring himself to say much at the funeral afterwards, and this time when the dream that would take him to the other world came he almost welcomed it. 

This world hurt too much to be in right now. 

2 weeks, 1 day ago: Vergil Arrior wrote a Downtime Journal for Panic Room

A home away from home, for now.

Well, not everything had to end badly. 

Even if he did think that poor Trey definitely deserved better than he was getting. He never did understand why people got so hung up on sex and what kind of it people liked to have. What business was it of anyone else's what two consenting adults did within the confines of their home? Such a silly thing, but, he supposed that this had been treated as far more than a silly thing by many people and that meant.. well. That they had literally made a mountain out of that mole hill. 

Still, Danielle was quite nice! She let him got to her house in the woods in Texas and he vastly preferred being out in the woods to being in the city. Much harder for the Orthodoxy to blow up his car when they had to drive two hours from the nearest town with it in their car to do so. 

Though the other thing he liked was getting access to a true blue sparring partner! Danielle was clearly more experienced than him, but that just meant that every time they sparred he got to learn a lot about bladework and dealing with enemies who possessed superior reach. It was excellent training honestly in regards to running up on the enemy and learning how to deal with the sinuous winding whip attack patterns really helped him get better at movement in general. 

As usual however, at the end of the month he went to sleep and woke up back in the strange other world. This really was starting to get confusing. 

3 weeks, 4 days ago: Tommy Lenston wrote a Downtime Journal for Whitechapel

Stress

After the job, currently, I am in a standstill in the midst of myself as due to the god damn head fracture, mind fracture better said as simply living with that old man is giving my headaches as I know what I must do but am unable to do so since I got the whole god situation happening with me. 
So forced to take of the guy while the OTHER FUCKING SIDE, God damn asshole is just gleefully helping out the end of the world.

So despite it all, I understand that I have to get stronger so I brush up on the books, I read a bit more about cryptozoology, Myths, and folktales, and man some of the stuff is interesting to read and generally helps quite a lot with what I already know so its gonna be useful.
Worked on my marksmanship as I went down to the gun range so I can work on it and used a good bit of guns and had fun while doing so, a bitter respite over my life right now as I got another mind in my damn head at all times. So shooting guns bring me peace with my whole situation which is dope.

Lastly god gave me a bit more of his power, to well empower objects and it's going to be useful but it's a whole thing with my blood and I am afraid it's gonna maybe leave me anemic as of doing so but I believe it's fine.

So yea maxin out relaxin at home by the end of the month.

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Posted by leonvanderblight, 3 weeks, 1 day ago. Permalink

Freak Blizzards Intensify, Northern Territories Gripped in Fear!

Tonight, on CBC News. 

We've all been frozen in, but this Northern Territory is frozen out.

 

The small town of Wood Creek was found vacant after a freak blizzard isolated people within their homes in Canada's Northern Territories and without food or access to clean water the now ghost town met its end. 

This devastating weather occurrence has begun spreading to the area of Saratoga Lake which has been frozen over solid and animals in the region are dying en masse as food becomes scarcer in the region.

Authorities have advised that people within 10 miles of the region move south as the blizzard advances and worsens, at least until the storm passes. The Prime Minister has backed up this statement and has urged further caution as according to his top experts that weather conditions will continue to worsen and that they do not see an end in sight for the next 3 months.  

Now to Terry for sports. Tell us about the Leafs Terry! 

Posted by TheSuperChrisb, 1 month, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Napa Valley Register: Cinedome 8 Grand Re-Opening!

After almost half of a year of closure, Cinedome 8 is finally reopening to the fanfare of movie buffs of the valley. Under new management after Jacob Lawrence sold the location to the conglomorate Marshall, Carter, and Dark. It is unknown why they made the accuisition, especially as the popularity of streaming platforms continue to rise. 

The new management at the Cinedome have stated that they wish to screen local and obscure films from around the Bay Area and abroad, entering the niche of underground and outsider art films.

Posted by leonvanderblight, 2 months, 4 weeks ago. Permalink

Terrorists destroy hawk's bay. A power couple's tragic end.

 

Terror grips Spain,

Tonight on Channel 7 News

 

In Madrid, Spain tragedy struck this morning at 5:30 AM when a terrorist attack by the Russian Mafia led to the hijacking of a cargo plane. 

After a brutal gunfight in which a car with fake diplomatic plates gunned down some members of the Russian mafia, it then tore its way through the tarmac before taking off. There it was pursued by the brave fighter pilots of the Spanish Airforce who shortly shot them down. 

Unfortunately, the plane crashed into the forest near Madrid. The devastating forest fire resulted in claiming both of their lives. 

They are survived by their two children in Berlin Germany, and the legacy of their advances in cybernetics and physics live on. 

Their security company also lost 20 people in the resulting explosion, and the ongoing forest fires resulting from the explosion still rage through the country even as the Spanish government begins probes into potential Russian Mafia involvement in the incident. 

The prime minister of Spain Pedro Sanchez could not be reached for comment but said he intends to make a formal press statement within the week.

The Catholic Church is also holding a candlelight vigil for the dead in Madrid this weekend at 7 PM on Saturday, all are welcome to attend. 

Posted by Serpentail, 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Permalink

Hookworm outbreak in Kalispell, Montana

A new species of parasitic hookworm described as Ancyclostoma mortifer by Dr. Jennifer Barlowe has caused an outbreak in Kalispel Montana. This species has an extremely high fatality rate. Twelve of the sixteen known infected have passed away within a week of there infection. The four other infected are currently quarantined and in intensive care. A. mortifer causes rapid weight loss and terminal anemia in the infected.

 

A. mortifer is highly infectious. It can spread through contact with infected soil, through contact with infected bodily fluids or zoonotically through rats. Residents and visitors in Flathead County Montana are advised to avoid any contact with rats and report any dead rats to county health officials. Anyone in Flathead County is advised to wear shoes outdoor and to avoid direct contact with the soil when possible.

Posted by therustyy257, 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

The dangers of substance abuse - Archibald Barlowe and bodyguard found dead.

Los Angeles, California, 507 NEWS

 

Pictures of a mansion in LA hills, surrounded by yellow police tape with the words "DO NOT CROSS" printed on it in bold black letters are attached to the article.

 

Two found dead In what appears to be a horrific accident involving illegal substance abuse and neglectful handling of a firearm.

 

Business owner, entrepreneur and loving father Archibald Barlowe - The 71 years old found dead on the bathroom floor of his expensive Los Angeles mansion with several cranial contusions, in the hallway across from him a discharged firearm of Italian make, reportedly illegally purchased and lacking a serial number - ARX-100 chambered in 5.56x45 mm NATO and the body of Michael Ortega, Barlowe's 42 year old bodyguard, fatally shot in what looks to be a highly unpredictable and unfortunate turn of events, the regrettable accident revealing a glimpse into the darker side of Archibald's life away from the public gaze.

 

The authorities assure that the investigation is still ongoing, however no signs of fowl play have been reported as of the publishing of this article.

 

The current version of events according government officials and forensic analysts is as follows  - Archibald Barlowe came into possession of a loaded firearm that was neglectfully left outside of the dedicated gun safe after consuming a large dose of Benzoylmethylecgonine, traces of which have been found on the mans nightstand.

In an ill-fated turn of events following a surprise power outage Michael Ortega attempted to check on his employer only to be shot twice center mass by Barlowe due to his altered state of mind and limited mental faculties at the time of the accident caused by the consumption of the aforementioned illegal substances.

Startled, and likely in a state of shock Archibald drops the murder weapon and takes a few steps back only to slip on the slick bathroom floor, suffering a severe concussion, and subsequently crashing through the glass door of the shower cabinet, the chain of events leading to countless lacerations followed by unsuccessful attempts get back up, leading to several cranial contusions, coupled with severe blood loss caused by the aforementioned lacerations, and eventual loss of life due to the lack of immediate medical attention.

 

The story has shocked and appalled the local community, prompting a passionate call for more severe gun restriction policies in hopes of avoiding unnecessary loss of life in the future, sparking several protests on the streets of Los Angeles where the tensions are high between opposing sides.

Our correspondents are monitoring the situation closely, ready to bring any and all new developments into the public eye.

Stay tuned, stay informed, stay with us - 507 NEWS

Posted by TheSuperChrisb, 4 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Chaos at Bobasaurus

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Police and fire fighters responed to a fire alarm and a number of reports or rioters on Lombard street at around 8:00 PM last night in front of the new local boba tea shop, Bobasaurus.

Once on the scene, police found a crowd brutally beating a group of men. The men appeared to have been pulled from their vehicle after attempting to flee with slashed tires. Police quickly disperse the crowd and take a number of rioters into custody.

One of the men had been f̶a̶t̷a̴l̸l̶y̴ shot, and the remaining four are receiving medical treatment f̴o̸̷s̶u̷s̷t̵a̸i̴n̴e̶d̵ ̶i̴n̶j̶u̷r̷i̴e̶s̴. Á̴͚̻-̶͇̃̀͜ṇ̷̋ ̵̢̹̲̲̐̅͐̎v̵̘̇ḛ̵̅̄s̵̤̀t̶̹͈̏͝ȉ̶͔̭ğ̶͐͜a̶̢̾t̸͓͐í̸̢͗͜ỏ̸̱̠̍n̸̳̎ͅ ̸̠̪̕i̷͔̐̈́s̵͒͜ ongoing, but ̸̗͈̈̾͝p̵̣̬̲̃̀o̶͕͝l̸͉̤͝-̵̣̖̇̓-̵̮͆̉ḯ̶͚̀͜c̴͔͑͂͋é̶͇̂ͅ ̷̛̤͉̿͝r̶̬̄ë̶͙́̉͘p̶̙̞̓o̸̘͓͎̓̾r̷͙̙͗t̷̘͋ ̵̡̌̚t̷̬̰͕̽̿͠ȟ̷̜̰̐ä̴̛͙̱́ͅt̴̢̼̋͘ ̷̝̬̣̾a̶̤͇͙̅̌͠ ̷̩͓̊͗̅ṃ̵̩͍̐a̷̬̔j̶̑̿͜ȯ̶̤r̵̞͍͗í̸̠͋t̵̲͖̿̓̏͜y̷̳̓̎͝ of the rioters c̸̹̣̰͍̫͌́̎͋̍͘l̸̥͖̒͂̈́͂ã̸̢̰̬͇̜̩͌̚i̵̛̛̱̓̽̈m̵̡̙̙͇̪͎̀̾͘͝ ̵͙̣͖̙̙̪̑̈̆̒̄̕n̸͈̗͉̹̘̊̋̃̍̆̾ǭ̷̢̺͍̬̀̈͑̆͆ ̸͙̤̩̩̬͛r̸̝̬̻͑͗̌̌ḙ̸̮̦̜̬̈̆͝-̵̬͛̄̐͆-̶̧̬͇̯̈̉̀̽-̵̺̍-̷̧͎̗̱̌́̂͗͆̇ͅc̶̝̞̲̠̩̦̄́̕ö̷̬́̅̃͐̑͒l̵̠̪͂̈́͐̉ĺ̸̬͑͒̇̐ê̷̛̫̹̯̗̮̣̦̖̖̻͋͌́̃͛́̕͜t̸͇̩̪̤͙̥͋̂i̵͉̜͇͎̓o̷̬̻̞̹͉͛̎͛n̴͓̯͚͔͋̑̇̂́͝ ̶̢͙̙̭̠͉̺̗̘̃̈͌̂̈̃̍̈́̍͊̊͝f̶̪̮̄͗͊̾̚ ̴̧̳̪̪̪̈̈́͝ḃ̸̧̧̩̟̙ͅe̷̝͇͍̘̼̪͇̐̈́̒͠n̴̘̞̤͍̎̈́͝g̸̢̲͇̥̫̰̏͛̈́̐͝ at the scene, n̵̦̹̗̂͂ò̸̝͂́̄̃͛͊ṙ̶̯͙̳̀̍̑̀̎̀͂̆ ̸̧̧͙̼̩͚̙͚͇̆h̷̛̞̗̆̓́̍̂̿̚͝ǫ̵̧͖̖͇͚̹̜͇͉͎̙͈̍̉̒̉́̈́͐͗͒͑͂̽͘͝͝ ̵̠̈́̒̓̚t̶͍̪̓̎͛h̸̗̯̄̐̿͋͋́̄͠e̵̫̱̖̎̆͂̽͊͋͌͝y̵͓̔̎̉͌ ̷̨̧̡̧̛̪̙̠̗̻̟̲͔̓̋̈́͐̃͒̆͂̓̕̕͠ţ̷̬̖̬̈́͑̾͘ ̶̯͛ț̶͖̿ẖ̷̮͈̣͈͕̬͈̲̊̾́̌̊̕ê̷̲̲͖͎̘͈̠̯̊̌̏́̌̕-̷̟̩͕̱̞́ŗ̴̱̼͕̭͓̟̠̝̀͆ȩ̶̞͓̪̫̤̱̪̇.̷̨́̓͌̇͌͆

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Carjacking at Bobasaurus

 

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Police responed to an attempted theft and carjacking at around 7:30 PM last night in the parking lot of the new local boba tea shop, Bobasaurus.

Once on the scene, police found the suspect incapacitated by the victims of the theft. The perpetrator was taken into custody and brought to a San Francisco Police Department holding center. An investigation is ongoing, but police report that the victims are not interested in pressing charges.

Posted by jwesley123, 9 months, 3 weeks ago. Permalink

Nuclear Explosion

The news stations around the world are filled with reports of a Nuclear Explosion 35 km north of Lansing, MI at a top secret military base. The US army and the Canadian army are working together in order to evacuate civilians. President Joe Biden has issued a executive order mobilizing the National guard to assist with the fallout.

 

A couple strange videos pop up and then disappear over the next few days beginning to cause whispers in chatrooms of a large lizard creature seen moving away from the location of the explosion. 

 

The United States Army and the Canadian army have set up roadblocks around michigans borders to assist refuggees. Or so 5the news reports claim.

 

The fallout from the Nuclear Explosion over the next few weeks begin to really show themselves however strangely enough nobody is allowed back into Michigan once they leave the whole state is being declared a hazardous area for humans. Causing a massive exodus of humans to move through the country putting a strain on many cities resources. The Lakes around michigan have become irridiated causing water prices to skyrocket and food prices as well. The homeless population booms in America as citys shelters couldnt handle the entire population. The lakes fish are no longer edibile as discovered a few weeks after a few people develop cancer. 

 

Worst of all are the thousands of lives lost.